text; get this child out of his comfort zone

[huaaaaagh]

Who: Kazuto Kirigaya and [insert your name here]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva
When: Today / Sept 4


[Waking up in unfamiliar surroundings is not new for Kazuto, but in the past it's been quite a different experience. It's not an MMO this time, which is what catches him off guard the most. He can tell immediately, even with a simple glance around- the world is too real, too detailed. (Just in case, he tests a few menu-summoning gestures, but no dice.)

Waking up in a hospital-eque area makes him think that something went wrong with his last MMO dive, but that isn't right. He clearly remembers being safe and healthy the night before- they'd checked him out at the hospital before he'd gone to Sinon's. So... what? A kidnapping? Some kind of experiment? Something about this place doesn't feel right, and there's information slowly filtering into his head that doesn't make much sense.

And then he goes and looks out a window. Yikes.

He spends some time wandering, quietly observing, though there isn't really anyone to observe- computers, broadcasts, machines, yes, but people? The place is pretty deserted. It's eerie and uncomfortable, and he gets totally lost before long. Finally, though, he puts to use the knowledge of the broadcast system that is inexplicably in his head now, typing out a message.]

Is anyone out there available to answer some questions? I don't understand what's happened to me.

[Yep, that sure is a message. Which... is probably gibberish to anyone who doesn't read Japanese. Someone should probably let him know about the auto-translate not working on text.]

Comments

[huaaaaagh]

[He's not sure if that's meant to be an insult, and honestly, he doesn't care. He's too fascinated.]

Sorry, that's- I mean- ...I've never met a non-human before...

[curiositykilledthecats]

There are many of us. You would do well to recall that you speak to people, not 'fantasy avatars'.

[huaaaaagh]

Yeah, it's... not something I'm going to forget any time soon.

[A foot in one's mouth tends to stick with you for a while.]

[curiositykilledthecats]

Then that is good, and my companion will likely not concuss you with a book.

[huaaaaagh]

[Oh god there's another one.]

O-oh so you've got a friend here? Another-- ...Mi-what? Can you say it again?

[curiositykilledthecats]

My dear comrade, Marhi. We are Miqo'te. And another companion of ours is here as well, though she is Roegadyn instead.

[huaaaaagh]

What's Roegadyn? Another race where you're from, or...?

[He's a bit more tentative with phrasing now, not wanting to offend but having no idea how to ask.]

[curiositykilledthecats]

They are. They are...

[How do yoy describe a Roegadyn to one who has never seen them before? It's a challenge.]

Quite large.

[huaaaaagh]

Like a giant?

[That would be pretty cool.]

[curiositykilledthecats]

Not that large.

[huaaaaagh]

Haha, okay. That gives me something of an idea of scale, then.

[curiositykilledthecats]

Then it is good. Out of the three of us, she is the one with the most training in unarmed combat.

[Is she just messing with Kirito on purpose at this point? Quite possibly.

Cats are jerks.]

[huaaaaagh]

I'm pretty sure someone with any training in unarmed combat would be... a challenge for me.

[As if being small and thin weren't enough, he's still barely a year out of SAO. His body isn't in top shape, and RPG stats are useless in reality.]

[curiositykilledthecats]

[Not when your reality is the RPG!]

Even though you are a swordsman?

[huaaaaagh]

[Ah, right, he did say that, didn't he.]

Yeah, that's... it's complicated, but the short version is my body can't keep up with my mind when it comes to fighting right now.

[curiositykilledthecats]

[Ah. When Miah hears that, the first thing that comes to mind is injury- and she's seen many, debilitating injuries that could prevent many from ever fighting again. That he still wishes for a sword again despite the assumed state of his body is something that she finds admirable- and 'right now' means he intends to get better again.

The sympathy and the admiration for that are both enough to finally outweigh that prior negative impression.]

... I know not the circumstances, but I may offer my services. Though I have taken the path of the Paladin since, in the past, I was once a White Mage, and I retain those abilities still. Should you need healing...

[huaaaaagh]

[Paladin... white mage...

Those are RPG terms. Hearing that, and with everything else she's said, I'd have thought she's just a hardcore cosplayer, but...

Yeah, he'd definitely seen the ears and tail move. This is literally something out of his world.]

You mean... you can cast healing magic? Here?

[Magic in the real world, how can such a thing exist?]

[curiositykilledthecats]

[I should tag with my other character, she'd discuss her stats.

Miah reaches... Well, there's no good way to say it. She reaches into her top and pulls a pair of crystals out of her cleavage- one white, one blue.]

I can. Though my armory is gone, my ability to use aether is not, nor the skills I have learned from these.

[huaaaaagh]

[....WOW THAT SURE WAS A THING SHE JUST DID.]

Wh- what are those?

[And why do you keep them there]

[curiositykilledthecats]

[because she doesn't have pockets, gosh]

Souls. The soul of the Paladin, and the soul of the White Mage. I have learned my abilties because of these.

[huaaaaagh]

[Whoa. That's an interesting skill management system.]

Is it easy to switch between the two? Or is there a cost involved?

[curiositykilledthecats]

Cost? No, it is quite simple.

[The other soul crystal besides the one in the icon looks like this, for the record.]

[huaaaaagh]

That's pretty convenient, then.

[Sometimes switching class is a whole messy process and it's easier to make a new character and- he should probably stop thinking that way before he offends her by asking what her level is or something.]

But, uh, as for the offer- I appreciate it, but I doubt this is something that magic can fix. Training and physical therapy, more like. And time, I guess.

[curiositykilledthecats]

Should you desire practice, then, once we are armed, I may offer that as well.

[huaaaaagh]

I'd be grateful for that, actually. I'm sure I could learn a lot from a paladin.

[He's just going to assume she's as skilled as she claims unless he sees otherwise. He's never met an actual warrior outside of a game before, so this is pretty awesome.]