Kirigaya Kazuto | Kirito (
huaaaaagh) wrote in
driftfleet2015-09-04 11:42 pm
text; get this child out of his comfort zone
Who: Kazuto Kirigaya and [insert your name here]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva
When: Today / Sept 4
[Waking up in unfamiliar surroundings is not new for Kazuto, but in the past it's been quite a different experience. It's not an MMO this time, which is what catches him off guard the most. He can tell immediately, even with a simple glance around- the world is too real, too detailed. (Just in case, he tests a few menu-summoning gestures, but no dice.)
Waking up in a hospital-eque area makes him think that something went wrong with his last MMO dive, but that isn't right. He clearly remembers being safe and healthy the night before- they'd checked him out at the hospital before he'd gone to Sinon's. So... what? A kidnapping? Some kind of experiment? Something about this place doesn't feel right, and there's information slowly filtering into his head that doesn't make much sense.
And then he goes and looks out a window. Yikes.
He spends some time wandering, quietly observing, though there isn't really anyone to observe- computers, broadcasts, machines, yes, but people? The place is pretty deserted. It's eerie and uncomfortable, and he gets totally lost before long. Finally, though, he puts to use the knowledge of the broadcast system that is inexplicably in his head now, typing out a message.]
Is anyone out there available to answer some questions? I don't understand what's happened to me.
[Yep, that sure is a message. Which... is probably gibberish to anyone who doesn't read Japanese. Someone should probably let him know about the auto-translate not working on text.]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva
When: Today / Sept 4
[Waking up in unfamiliar surroundings is not new for Kazuto, but in the past it's been quite a different experience. It's not an MMO this time, which is what catches him off guard the most. He can tell immediately, even with a simple glance around- the world is too real, too detailed. (Just in case, he tests a few menu-summoning gestures, but no dice.)
Waking up in a hospital-eque area makes him think that something went wrong with his last MMO dive, but that isn't right. He clearly remembers being safe and healthy the night before- they'd checked him out at the hospital before he'd gone to Sinon's. So... what? A kidnapping? Some kind of experiment? Something about this place doesn't feel right, and there's information slowly filtering into his head that doesn't make much sense.
And then he goes and looks out a window. Yikes.
He spends some time wandering, quietly observing, though there isn't really anyone to observe- computers, broadcasts, machines, yes, but people? The place is pretty deserted. It's eerie and uncomfortable, and he gets totally lost before long. Finally, though, he puts to use the knowledge of the broadcast system that is inexplicably in his head now, typing out a message.]
Is anyone out there available to answer some questions? I don't understand what's happened to me.
[Yep, that sure is a message. Which... is probably gibberish to anyone who doesn't read Japanese. Someone should probably let him know about the auto-translate not working on text.]

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It's Kirito.
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[He shifts to stand beside Kirito, still aiming a 'gun'.]
So this'll be hard to teach without an actual gun, but I can try. What's your dominant eye?
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How do you determine that, is it based on whether you're left or right handed? Or something else?
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It's usually your dominant hand but not always. How about this. Make a little triangle between your hands. [He demonstrates, and Illuminati conspiracy theorists go wild.]
See that speaker on the wall? Make sure you can see it through the hole.
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[Intrigued, Kazuto lifts his hands into the demonstrated gesture, zeroing in on the wall speaker.]
I got it.
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[Usually works.]
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That's pretty cool... looks like it's my right eye, then.
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Good. All right, now for the next part. [He forms a gun with one hand this time.] I'm currently lacking in firepower, so bear with me. Pretend this is a pistol.
All right, so... there's two metal bumps on this end, which is the rear sight, and one on the other end. That's the front sight. When you look down the gun toward your target, those bumps should line up straight. That's how you know where the hell you're aiming.
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I know it's impossible like this, using one hand for a gun, but normally you'd hold it with both hands, right?
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The recoil isn't too bad from my experience. Can't really work on that until you know just how off you are, though.
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[It's said half to himself, with a faint, bemused chuckle. It would be nice if he could get as strong in real life as his avatar, but that's pretty much impossible with his stature. He'll be satisfied if he can wield a blade again at the very least.
He lifts his other hand to steady the "gun", aiming as best as he can without an actual weapon or sight to do it with. It's awkward, but it's much better than going in blind.]
It was mostly the noise that bothered me. Guns are so much louder than swords.
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[At the very least, Kirito will be able to think of this lesson when he gets his hands on a real gun.]
The weapons here aren't that loud. Of course, I prefer the sound of crossbow bolts firing over anything else.
[I'm sorry, was this a stealth mission? STOMP STOMP STOMP TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK]
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I'll try that, yeah.
[Sure beats sitting around. Just because he's here and not at home doesn't mean he can skip out of physiotherapy.]
You said that before. Can you get a crossbow here?
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Haven't been able to-- not that I'd replace Bianca. There was a kid, actually... [Something bittersweet crosses his face.] He could make weapons from magic, but I don't think he's here anymore.
I don't think it's impossible to find an alternative though. Just keep your eyes peeled on the planets and maybe ask the network once in a while.
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[That's not so unusual- in an RPG, most of the special weapons have names. His certainly did. And while archery isn't his chosen field by far, all weaponry is a subject that interests him.
And he'll certainly keep an eye out on the network for any potential sword-makers.]
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Yup. She's a lovely lady. Wish I could show you, she just loves attention.
[Varric that's creepy.]
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Ahaha... sounds like I'm really missing out, then.
[Obviously Bianca and Elucidator should meet and hang out.]