006 - And now we present Sokka in an act of desperation

[alwayscomeback]

Who: Sokka and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th

[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]

Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.

SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.

[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]

Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.

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action!

[bolder]

[Toph's walking up right as Sokka does his broadcast. When he's done, she sighs herself.]

Normally I'd say something like 'Yeah, I see that!' and mock you. But this is pretty serious. I'm explaining the mocking, not even doing anything. Fix this.

[alwayscomeback]

Wow.

That's actually pretty serious, and I promise this will fix it. We'll get a cook again.

[bolder]

I know it's serious. That's why I'm explaining how serious it is. [While there was no verbal mocking, she does roll her eyes at him.]

We better.

[alwayscomeback]

We will, we already got a lot of offers. We'll get through this.

[bolder]

If we don't, we'll eat the captain first. Consider yourself warned.

[Toph's so casual about it, too!]

[alwayscomeback]

...

Duly noted.

[bolder]

Good.