006 - And now we present Sokka in an act of desperation

[alwayscomeback]

Who: Sokka and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th

[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]

Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.

SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.

[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]

Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.

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[experiencepoints]

Two cooks, but only one kitchen, and it's already the kid's territory. I don't intend on messing with what they already have going on over here. Trust me, it's not that great.

Okay. ... If I do start cooking over there, do you want some warnings first, by the way?

[So she doesn't surprise him with his eye going nuts. She can't imagine that thing feels pleasant.]

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Hey, Captain Sokka here. I can work out a day for Allen to be away, so whenever you want to come around and cook us delicious food, we can fit that in! You're awesome, food saviour.

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[experiencepoints]

"Food saviour"... That's a new one. My name's Nightingale.

I'm free basically always, so whenever's easiest for your crew is fine. Hell, I can probably make a few days' worth in advance, if that would help. Anything I need to know about cooking for your crew, before I start?

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Nightingale. Cool.

That works for me. Allen's the only one with a special diet, so you don't need to worry.

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[experiencepoints]

What does he eat?

Anything in particular you guys like?

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He's a vegetarian.

Everyone can let you know what they love, me? It's meat all the way.

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[experiencepoints]

... Kind of a relief that I'm not cooking for a bunch of vegans again. I'm pretty sure I haven't had a proper meat dish in... almost a year.

Sounds like I'll do fine cooking for you guys.

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...That sounds really, really awful. [He sounds genuinely upset at that. SUCH A TRAGEDY. ]

Great! I look forward to eating your no-doubt delicious food.

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[experiencepoints]

My team was weird.

Yeah, let me know when I should come over, and I'll be there.

[Unless, you know, your sister ruins everything.]

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They sound it. Gross.

Will do, thanks again.

[Katara ruins EVERYTHING. ]