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driftfleet2015-10-11 07:35 pm
alwayscomeback) wrote in driftfleet2015-10-11 07:35 pm
006 - And now we present Sokka in an act of desperation
Who: Sokka and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th
[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]
Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.
SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.
[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]
Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th
[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]
Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.
SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.
[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]
Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.
no subject
[Because getting Sokka to eat vegetarian will be a hopeless endeavor.]
And once we really get the garden going on the Iskaulit, I'm more than happy to share some of the crops with you.
no subject
[He looks back at the other crew members.] Koushiro? Do you have any dishes you're really good at cooking?
no subject
Cooking is not a particular skill of mine.
[He can cook if he absolutely has to--which is mostly what he meant about learning the basics--but he's definitely not good at it. Most of his experience is 'you'll starve to death if you can't manage to make a fish edible' after all.]
no subject
I'm sure we can work out a fair trade! Thank you again, for offering to help.