006 - And now we present Sokka in an act of desperation

[alwayscomeback]

Who: Sokka and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th

[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]

Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.

SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.

[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]

Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.

Comments

video;

[touchofrogue]

Coffee, meat, an' veggies, mostly.

[Just putting the order right in. Okay? Okay.

Listen. Food is Very Important, and Rogue gets that. So she doesn't mind driving a bargain for the food she also hopes to receive. Coffeeeeeeeeee.]

video;

[alwayscomeback]

You got a deal. We can spare all those things. Heck, you can have my share of coffee. I'm not allowed it, apparently.

video;

[touchofrogue]

Not allowed it?

[Look. Not that she is not happy to have your share of coffee, because BELIEVE ME, SHE IS, but what is this travesty?]

video;

[alwayscomeback]

My First Mate thinks I'm dangerous with it.

...To be fair he's probably right. The last time my augment glitched it gave me hyper energy and...things happened.

video;

[touchofrogue]

...'things happened.' Okay. [Shaking her head, not even sure she wants to know, to be honest.] Well. Eugene an' I will be happy ta take that off your hands. So - any requests? Preferences? Allergies?

video;

[alwayscomeback]

Horrible things. I don't wanna give you nightmares.

I love meat. Like, a lot. Meat all the time. Allen's a vegetarian, so no meat for him. I'm sure everyone else can fill you in with what they want most.

video;

[touchofrogue]

[Considering most of what they have to work with is... decidedly not meat, Rogue doesn't really think feeding Allen is going to be a problem.]

So noted.

[Yup. She's a talker.]

video;

[alwayscomeback]

[Oh how well versed he is in non-talkers. ]

Thanks, I appreciate it a lot.