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006 - And now we present Sokka in an act of desperation

Who: Sokka and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th

[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]

Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.

SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.

[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]

Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.

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"And out of the airlock goes someone whose name I've already forgotten."

Remember to have a single tear drip down your cheek. It seals the deal.

Yeah, I know that much. This is not my first reality show.

Wow, really?

[She has just put herself up high on his List of Possible Helpful People. ]

So do you know how to win?

[ her tone changes slightly ]

No. Not here.

Well, no. Not here. But if you know how to win the other one, well, maybe it'll clue is in on doing it here.

[ you're really not ready for this jelly ]

To win the last one, you had to be the last one alive.

So no, it won't help.

[Wow he so is not. ]

Uh. Wow. That's...

Pretty intense.

[Understatement of the year. ]

[ i told u ]

Yeah, so I'm just as lost as you are.

Yeeeeeah. They sure don't make us do...that here.

That's for the best.

Yeah. No kidding.

So that's a conversation killer.

...

So. Cowboy planet.

Have you been down?

Oh yeah, it's a little too warm for my liking, and I've been working on my ship a lot. But it's pretty neat.

What's it like where you're from?

It's different, in the different nations. I'm from the South Pole, though. All ice and snow, there.

All the time? How is that?

Because it's just where it is on the planet. There's a lot of complicated science involved, but trust me. Cold all the time.

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