006 - And now we present Sokka in an act of desperation

[alwayscomeback]

Who: Sokka and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th

[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]

Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.

SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.

[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]

Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.

Comments

[save_the_souls]

Nooo.

I don't want to big your head would get from having one.

[alwayscomeback]

It's not for my head. [Frantic arm gestures are go. ] I want it to go on top of the ship.

[save_the_souls]

We're not getting a crown big enough for the ship.

[alwayscomeback]

I'm sure we could get some scrap metal...

[save_the_souls]

[reaching over and flicking him in the forehead]

No.

[alwayscomeback]

[He flaps his hands in a pathetic attempt at self defence.]

Okay okay, you crown dream crusher.

[save_the_souls]

Sorry, it's for the best.

[alwayscomeback]

[Long suffering sigh. ]

I gueeeeessss. You are in charge of the budget for a reason.