006 - And now we present Sokka in an act of desperation

[alwayscomeback]

Who: Sokka and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th

[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]

Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.

SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.

[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]

Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.

Comments

[alwayscomeback]

Oooooh.

I like the way you think! A contest!!!!

[mikangirl]

Spot on. You get to taste test delicious cooking and keep the best one for yourself. People'd probably find it an entertaining distraction, you know? I would.

[Also, possibly good ratings.]

[alwayscomeback]

I think the part I like best is when I get to eat everything.

[mikangirl]

Hey, always a plus. Would you judge everything on your own, though?

[alwayscomeback]

I'd let my crew try it out, too. It's important we all like the food, after all.

[mikangirl]

If you do go ahead with it, let us know how it goes. It's always a good thing to know who the excellent chefs are, right?

[alwayscomeback]

[He gives a little salute. ]

Will do, and you're right about that. We need a good, solid list.