006 - And now we present Sokka in an act of desperation

[alwayscomeback]

Who: Sokka and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th

[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]

Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.

SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.

[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]

Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.

Comments

[dancingmd]

Chocolate covered is better than not chocolate covered at least. [She wiggles her fingers.] The Klingons like live worms.

[alwayscomeback]

...

Like... eating them while they're alive? And...and wriggling?

[dancingmd]

Mmm-hmm. The more they move, the better.

[Okay, torturing time is over.]

If a Klingon ever shows up here, don't tell them this, but I find it absolutely disgusting.

[alwayscomeback]

Ewwwwwwww.

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

[dancingmd]

I knew I could count on you. And I promise, I won't cook the crew any worms - just soup.

[alwayscomeback]

That's good. I want my diet worm free.

[dancingmd]

That's generally for the best, yes.