Sokka (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
alwayscomeback) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
driftfleet2015-10-11 07:35 pm
alwayscomeback) wrote in driftfleet2015-10-11 07:35 pm
006 - And now we present Sokka in an act of desperation
Who: Sokka and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th
[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]
Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.
SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.
[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]
Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th
[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]
Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.
SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.
[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]
Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.
no subject
My first mate got them...somehow? I think he won them in Space Vegas or something.
no subject
Who knew you could win more than just cash when you gamble?
no subject
I got my boomerang back then too. You won these little ticket things and you could get things from home.
no subject
I'm glad you got it back too. [Nevermind that Shawn's not sure why he'd be so attached to a boomerang.] That's the kind of thing a guy should never be parted from.
no subject
[A pause, a snap of his fingers.]
True story.
no subject
That's gonna take a while for me to wrap my head around.
[No matter how much TV a guy consumes, there's always gonna be something new (and almost unfathomable) for him to imagine. And to think, people said those movies and video games were fiction!]
no subject
[And he only will again in his 40s, which may or may not kill him woop. ]
no subject
[He looks so, so proud of himself right now for making this connection:] You and Zuko're from the same world, aren't you?
no subject
Sure am! We're buddies, saved the world together and everything.
no subject
[Or Atroma decides to pull people from the same universes over and over again, whichever works.]
no subject