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driftfleet2015-10-11 07:35 pm
alwayscomeback) wrote in driftfleet2015-10-11 07:35 pm
006 - And now we present Sokka in an act of desperation
Who: Sokka and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th
[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]
Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.
SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.
[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]
Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th
[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]
Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.
SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.
[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]
Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.
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[being able to manipulate light energy probably has something to do with it]
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I really wanna know.
[He's trying not to sound like a dick about it, too. He does genuinely want to learn. ]
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Gems are made in the ground. As they form, they take in energy from all around them.
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...Okay, that makes sense.
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It does? [Pearl squints at him, almost suspiciously.] Most humans seem to be perfectly happy with 'magic.'
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Ugh, not me. Magic is not a logical answer to anything. There needs to be proof.
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Right. Most aspects of 'magic' can be broken down into its structural components. [but...] It seems to be much more prevalent among the humans here.
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I know right? Just saying 'it's magic' is like, the lazy way to answer a question. There's no thought, no hypothesis, no testing, nothing. Just "oh. it's magic, smile and nod and it's fine".