Tyrion Lannister, The Imp (
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driftfleet2015-11-08 11:56 am
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One - Well Honed Thought
Who: Tyrion Lannister
Broadcast: Fleet-wide
Action: Aboard the Marvisa
When: Er, nowish.
[When the communication device is turned on, you are greeted with a scarred, bearded face that has seen better days, topped with golden curls mixed with black, and mis-matched eyes besides. Despite this rather ... interesting visage, the eyes are mixed with some sort of dark humor and his mouth is crooked with a flat sort of smile. The voice, however, ah, flows like honey.]
Good day, my fellow travelers. I apologize for my ... current state of less than noble stature, but I assure you that a wash and a shave will do no one any favors. I find myself at more of a loss over silken robes onto what ... precisely I am doing here. I have some knowledge - I am on something called a space ship, I am to be an engineer for such a vehicle but ... not entirely sure where, and I am here to entertain people. And before I forget my manners further I am Tyrion Lannister. If that name means anything to you, knowing that I have been thrown into such a role probably amuses you, so I appear to be ahead on my designated purpose on this show.
For the rest of you, I have two questions. One ... is it to be considered amusing when my lack of practical application in managing such a metal beast sends us crashing into some other spacial object, and two, ... there is wine here, is there not?
[A sigh, and a hand rubbing across his beard.] Not a great deal is needed. Just a glass. Just so I can ... stop breathing heavily and think we are all about to suffocate from the lack of oxygen from apparently being surrounded by an airless ... vacuum, I believe the word is, popping into my mind. Yes.
[He smiles, and it's not a bad smile at that.] Pleasure to meet you all, by the by.
Broadcast: Fleet-wide
Action: Aboard the Marvisa
When: Er, nowish.
[When the communication device is turned on, you are greeted with a scarred, bearded face that has seen better days, topped with golden curls mixed with black, and mis-matched eyes besides. Despite this rather ... interesting visage, the eyes are mixed with some sort of dark humor and his mouth is crooked with a flat sort of smile. The voice, however, ah, flows like honey.]
Good day, my fellow travelers. I apologize for my ... current state of less than noble stature, but I assure you that a wash and a shave will do no one any favors. I find myself at more of a loss over silken robes onto what ... precisely I am doing here. I have some knowledge - I am on something called a space ship, I am to be an engineer for such a vehicle but ... not entirely sure where, and I am here to entertain people. And before I forget my manners further I am Tyrion Lannister. If that name means anything to you, knowing that I have been thrown into such a role probably amuses you, so I appear to be ahead on my designated purpose on this show.
For the rest of you, I have two questions. One ... is it to be considered amusing when my lack of practical application in managing such a metal beast sends us crashing into some other spacial object, and two, ... there is wine here, is there not?
[A sigh, and a hand rubbing across his beard.] Not a great deal is needed. Just a glass. Just so I can ... stop breathing heavily and think we are all about to suffocate from the lack of oxygen from apparently being surrounded by an airless ... vacuum, I believe the word is, popping into my mind. Yes.
[He smiles, and it's not a bad smile at that.] Pleasure to meet you all, by the by.

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[Ah, the engineer augment seems to working quite well.] I suppose the materials are impossible to come by ... though, we can, if necessary, use some of your modern chemistry to get something of the same effect. [He looks around thoughtfully.] But I shall need a can of compacted air, some flammable rations and of course, flame.
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There's a reason why lightsabers are largely only used by Force-sensitives. Unfortunately, the essential component for a lightsaber is a kyber crystal. And kyber crystals are difficult for normal people to come by honestly. They're normally only found in special Force-attuned pockets of the galaxy, and such places have ways of shielding themselves from intruders. You can't farm them, either-- at least not to my knowledge, anyway. The crystal cave on Ilum only grants you the one crystal per time you visit no matter how far deep in you go, and only if it deems you worthy.
That's why a lightsaber is so personal. It's not just any old blade made by someone else. A lightsaber is your life, a weapon you make through your own quest. A Jedi relinquishes their weapon usually only in death. So if you see someone who isn't a Jedi with a lightsaber or a kyber crystal... chances are, they didn't come by it honestly.
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[He sighed at the thought - Brightroar was another dream crushed under his father's heel.] If we happen to run across it here, I'll lend it to you until you get your lightsaber.
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... Are you sure?
A family lineage is a pretty important thing to entrust to someone you just met.
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[He pauses, thoughtful.] Though I should ask ... are you any good with a sword that is not made of light?
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And how do you know I'm someone of honour, huh? Maybe I'm secretly a Sith Lord.
I mean. I'm not. Obviously. But I could be!
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... Well. It's not good to toot my own horn. But at the very least you're already a better judge of character than my old masters.
As for your other question-- I can do it. Wield a normal sword, that is. Probably not as well, though, I'll admit. I'd need to adjust my style. But I could figure it out.
[It's a statement, not a probability. She's confident in her fighting skills, if nothing else.]
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[He sighed, before turning back to the wall.] Your first duty in gaining the sword is to make sure I am not fool enough to fall in love here. For women and I are a ... poor mixture.
[He nods his head, before arching an eyebrow back at her.] You said you are some sort of Knight - would you be able to ... squire your services to me?
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I'm happy to help you out and protect you from harm however I can. But I won't be a personal attack dog, if that's what you're asking.
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[He shook his head.] It is not for me that I am looking for protection, but I thank you for your honesty. We shall remain friends, though, I hope.
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Even if I'm no longer a part of the Jedi Order... the values of the Code are still important to me. All life is sacred and to be protected, where possible. If there's someone you're concerned about, I'll do my best to watch out for them.
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A young woman, a young boy. Siblings, and ...if certain others from our world travel through, they will need protecting.
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If we ever get to go back to our assigned ships, protection shouldn't be so much of an issue. But while we're all on the same vessel... safety is harder to enforce. So I can understand your concern.
Introduce me to your people. I'll protect them however I can.
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... Huh. You might be right. Good catch.
[She applies firm pressure where Tyrion indicates.]
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Well ... this is not a door, but it is useful, all the same ... is that an arm made of metal?
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"Multimedia Enrichment Host Ship #56295001."
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... I don't see anything ...
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... well I will not say I have not had feverish delusions before - but that is usually after some time in a prison cell or with a particularly good glass of wine. You cannot see what I am holding at all?
whoops sorry this is late
I... I can see you're holding something, but... [she shakes her head as if it clear it.] It's like when I try to focus on it, I can't hold the image in my memory...
Re: whoops sorry this is late
...Interesting. So you cannot see it, and I can, what does that mean?
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Does that look like a foreign language to you?
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