idealistic: (【ZELOS】no this is a great idea;)
lloyd "what's a 'philanderer'?" irving ([personal profile] idealistic) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2014-12-16 10:08 am

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Who: SS Wonderfuckdickduck
Broadcast: most likely N/A
Action: the Wonderduck, way-stations, snow planet, whatever
When: umm NOW??

[ casually jumps onto the bandwagon IT'S A SHIP MINGLE YOU GUYS. let's welcome our new captain Wonderduck style ]
wilder: by <user name=randomtology> (My days of not taking you seriously)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-12-26 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives a nod]

That's what I said.
wilder: (who cares about details! (sheena))

[personal profile] wilder 2014-12-30 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, she is. I'm sure you two will get along fine.

[Since you both got that weird....friendship and optimism shit.]
wilder: (cheee- no.)

[personal profile] wilder 2015-01-02 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[He shrugs]

I'd assume she is, but I haven't seen her yet. Just heard it on the Shuffle.

[Aka he's too lazy to go look]
wilder: (oh huh)

[personal profile] wilder 2015-01-06 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe.... [This priority is now crossing his mind too] They usually give us some custard when a new crewmate joins....
wilder: (thinking...)

[personal profile] wilder 2015-01-06 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[....]

If we move quietly but swiftly, maybe we can get to it before she even knows it's there.
wilder: (groooan)

[personal profile] wilder 2015-01-06 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
We don't know that. She's a fairy, who knows what her power is.

[But he'll be setting down his communicator to stand and follow along]
wilder: (oh huh)

[personal profile] wilder 2015-01-06 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
A fairy.

[He says it like it's as normal as mentioning that it's Tuesday]
wilder: (Sarcam - dude whatever)

[personal profile] wilder 2015-01-06 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dear goddess what Lloyd. He raises an eyebrow, looking utterly amused]

....Seriously? You, Lloyd Irving, guy who can't seem to go anywhere without really weird stuff happening, is questioning the realistic plausibility of fairies existing?
wilder: (you can't take the sky from me)

[personal profile] wilder 2015-01-06 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[He shrugs]

Apparently not. Or she could just be really big for a fairy.
wilder: (groooan)

[personal profile] wilder 2015-01-06 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[He groans] Don't remind me. It's such a pain having to explain to every other person how my magic works.
wilder: (ya sure whatever)

[personal profile] wilder 2015-01-14 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Says the guy who doesn't use magic. [he gives a wave of his hand] That part can be interesting, but try having to explain it every time you need to use magic. Or even better, having to explain it to someone who thinks it's...the devil's taint or whatever.

Believe me, it gets old fast.
Edited 2015-01-14 02:07 (UTC)
wilder: (colette work with me here)

[personal profile] wilder 2015-01-14 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Taint.

Don't ask me, I don't get it either.

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