Loki (
complicatedliar) wrote in
driftfleet2015-11-27 05:57 pm
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Paisley mingle!
Who: Paisley crew and anyone with an excuse to be around/visitors/etc
Broadcast: Nope
Action: Around on the paisley
When: 11/25 on
[Time for the crew to get to know each other (again?) after returning from the Marsiva. Time to be one big happy family again!And what's a family without a contrary, asshole little brother?]
Broadcast: Nope
Action: Around on the paisley
When: 11/25 on
[Time for the crew to get to know each other (again?) after returning from the Marsiva. Time to be one big happy family again!
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[Well, that's a promise he's not going to believe. Humans are annoying by default.] It would be very unlucky for us to not have our own rooms as well, so that is a relief.
Kirito. I am Loki.
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[If his sister were here, she'd be rambling about Norse mythology or something, but this one has no clue whatsoever.]
We've survived this long without any dancing girls, but, you know, if it's a big concern, you can always complain to management.
[Surely the Atroma will be super accommodating.]
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Oh goodness no. I've never been a complainer. I tend to want to fix problems myself. [Danger! Danger!]
And what problem are you coming to me with?
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Ah... no problem, to be honest. I was just wondering if this sort of thing is, uh, mandatory.
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Didn't you receive the message about that?
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[Battleship sunk.]
Lost in transit, maybe. But I hope you don't have high expectations from this crew.
[Not... really great at talking openly about problems.]
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Well, have a seat, we might as well get started.
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Now?
[This isn't how this conversation was supposed to go.]
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[It's true that he doesn't have anything else to do right now. That doesn't mean he's happy about getting stuck in some kind of therapy session.
Reluctantly, Kirito edges further into the room, plopping down in the nearest empty seat. He then looks at Loki with the best poker face he can muster.
Do your worst, or whatever.]
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He unfolds a datapad directly from space so he can at least appear to take notes. And puts on a (completely fake) pair of glasses. How scholarly.]
Tell me. Do you have problems with soiling your bedclothes?
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Not even once.
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Loki makes a thoughtful hmmmmm.]
Interesting. Very interesting. [His tone indicates that interesting means I'm concerned.]
Tell me, did you have any pets as a child?
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I think we had a goldfish when I was really little.
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[Since obviously you must have done something to it, you monster.]
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I soaked it in saltwater and fried it for breakfast.
[Obviously.]
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I see.
How did you feel about that? Satisfied?
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[SO DEADPAN:] Do you commonly judge your satisfaction by how well-filled your mouth is?
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[He puts a lot of thought into food in general, so this is only halfway bullshit.]
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[Was this supposed to be a serious counselling session?]
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I should think so. [His tone indicates he might be judging Kirito just a little for needing to eat. Only losers need food.]
Is there anything else that moves you?
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Mm... I don't know. The will to survive, I guess.
[Have an honest answer for once, said as nonchalantly as possible.]
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Though truly, man is a machine for transforming food into shit, yes?
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