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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley & you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: N/A
When: December 1st.

do people here actually celebrate birthdays??
ive seen a lot of mention of them!
mine is technically today i guess
and davesprites is the day after tomorrow
but...........
at this point i actually have no idea how old either of us are turning :| :| :|
this is so convoluted!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Comments

yasss

[thebarkside]

oh my god
are you actually calling him "captain"

[grounds]

yes i am. it's in a mocking way and now i guess it's hard to tell that over text. oops.

[thebarkside]

okay, good >_>
as long as we are just making fun of him i am totally okay with it

[grounds]

so if we actually get into some shit in space and he has to lead us how dead are we?

[feathery]

[HE LOOKS AWAY FROM HIS COMMUNICATOR FOR FIVE MINUTES—]

Hey.

[He's just gonna shout this down the hall or across the room or wherever in protest (even if he thinks she has a point and would say they're probably fucked).]

[grounds]

[It's probably just down the hall, honestly. She just yells back.]

What??

[And then:]

it's true right?

[feathery]

how do you figure

[He's just being stubborn.]

[grounds]

for one you're not denying it

[feathery]

seems almost like asking for trouble by specifically denying it
even beyond the typical instances of over defensiveness
isnt that what happens in movies
some dumbass dude who thinks hes hot shit brags about how sick his leadership skills are only to promptly get shat on by the narrative

[grounds]

earth got nuked remember? the only movies i saw were the ones available last month

[feathery]

yeah but you watched a lot of them right
there wasnt much else to do

[grounds]

i watched enough i guess. some were just weird.

[feathery]

were there any standouts

[grounds]

when you go from none to that many they all blend together

[feathery]

damn
did you at least see the one about the snail
i gotta know how fucking weird that was without context
it was already weird with context

[grounds]

i think so? it was purple right?

[feathery]

yeah purple and orange and animated
with a fucking spoiler on its shell
thats the kind of media we create for children in 2013

[thebarkside]

what the hell are you even talking about

[feathery]

snails

[grounds]

i chose a different movie about twenty minutes in it was too weird

[feathery]

yeah
alien or indiana jones or rambo probably would have been better starting points in retro earth cinema for you

[grounds]

ok next time you're going to lay it all out for me because i do not want another snail fiasco

[feathery]

hell yeah i can do that
i will be the cinematic gatekeeper ready to punch your overpriced ticket at the door

[grounds]

i'm not paying for a shitty multi colored snail

[feathery]

it was metaphorical
i havent even seen a space movie theater yet
shit better be high tech now that i think about it