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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley & you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: N/A
When: December 1st.

do people here actually celebrate birthdays??
ive seen a lot of mention of them!
mine is technically today i guess
and davesprites is the day after tomorrow
but...........
at this point i actually have no idea how old either of us are turning :| :| :|
this is so convoluted!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Comments

[ragazzina]

Ah! It's your birthday today? Then happy birthday, and many good wishes to you!! We don't know each other at all, but birthdays are important so I hope you have a fantastic one!!

[feathery]

[Likelihood he is in the same vicinity and still lazily texting her: high.]

if anyone sings to me off key i am holding you responsible
on the other hand if i get free shit
thats cool i guess

pretending they've met already okok

[grounds]

why not? they'll happen sometime and mostly they're a good thing.

joins the lazy texting train because lolololol

[grounds]

don't worry captain we'll make sure it's covered

yasss

[thebarkside]

oh my god
are you actually calling him "captain"

[thebarkside]

they can be pretty important, yes!!
i mostly just think i should have kept better track of it than i have
im not sure how many metaphorical candles to put on my cake :p

[thebarkside]

i will make sure the whole ship serenades you
dont worry davesprite you wont be left out

yes!

[thebarkside]

its just hard to tell if it counts or not!!
its not like were on earth anymore
keeping track of calendar dates seems entirely arbitrary

[grounds]

yes i am. it's in a mocking way and now i guess it's hard to tell that over text. oops.

[grounds]

why wouldn't it count? being on earth doesn't mean a damn thing for birthdays.

[thebarkside]

okay, good >_>
as long as we are just making fun of him i am totally okay with it

[grounds]

so if we actually get into some shit in space and he has to lead us how dead are we?

[thebarkside]

i spent a few years in another world
years were only about 180 days long there
so how do i count those??

[grounds]

however you want

[thebarkside]

i think i am seventeen!
or eighteen, then
one of the two
i can decide later, right :p

[feathery]

[HE LOOKS AWAY FROM HIS COMMUNICATOR FOR FIVE MINUTES—]

Hey.

[He's just gonna shout this down the hall or across the room or wherever in protest (even if he thinks she has a point and would say they're probably fucked).]

[feathery]

ill only forgive it if everyone raps
you can even use a prewritten one i wont judge
also if youve got to know several people have called me captain and not all of them are from the wondersocks

[thebarkside]

okay captain crunch
i will keep that in mind

[feathery]

ill add wondercrunch to my revolving door of ship names

[thebarkside]

youre a wondercrunch

[ shes so lazy right now sorry....... ]

[feathery]

excuse you i think you mean my face is a wondercrunch

[Don't make him throw something at you, Jade Harley.]

[thebarkside]

your mom is a wondercrunch!!! :U

[ baw she misses roxy. ]

[feathery]

dont diss my mom when shes not here to defend herself
i know she can take you in a fight

[Even if he really didn't need to know Sollux touched her boobs.]

[thebarkside]

no way!!!
i could beat your entire family up with one eye closed and both hands tied behind my back
im sorry davesprite im just too op

[feathery]

well you could take dirk for sure
if were real i could probably take dirk
i dunno about rose
that one could go either way
but roxy there is no mystery whatsoever she would wipe the floor with you