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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley & you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: N/A
When: December 1st.

do people here actually celebrate birthdays??
ive seen a lot of mention of them!
mine is technically today i guess
and davesprites is the day after tomorrow
but...........
at this point i actually have no idea how old either of us are turning :| :| :|
this is so convoluted!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Comments

[ragazzina]

Ah! It's your birthday today? Then happy birthday, and many good wishes to you!! We don't know each other at all, but birthdays are important so I hope you have a fantastic one!!

[thebarkside]

they can be pretty important, yes!!
i mostly just think i should have kept better track of it than i have
im not sure how many metaphorical candles to put on my cake :p

[ragazzina]

Do you not have a real cake?? I know the food here is a disgrace but please try to have something nice at least!

[feathery]

[Likelihood he is in the same vicinity and still lazily texting her: high.]

if anyone sings to me off key i am holding you responsible
on the other hand if i get free shit
thats cool i guess

joins the lazy texting train because lolololol

[grounds]

don't worry captain we'll make sure it's covered

yasss

[thebarkside]

oh my god
are you actually calling him "captain"

[thebarkside]

i will make sure the whole ship serenades you
dont worry davesprite you wont be left out

[feathery]

ill only forgive it if everyone raps
you can even use a prewritten one i wont judge
also if youve got to know several people have called me captain and not all of them are from the wondersocks

pretending they've met already okok

[grounds]

why not? they'll happen sometime and mostly they're a good thing.

yes!

[thebarkside]

its just hard to tell if it counts or not!!
its not like were on earth anymore
keeping track of calendar dates seems entirely arbitrary

[grounds]

why wouldn't it count? being on earth doesn't mean a damn thing for birthdays.

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[preformthisneigh]

[He can't type and wouldn't anyway, song does not transfer well across a written medium as well. ]

♫ Happy happy birthday to you!
Even if your age, you haven't a clue
We'll just make it up as we go along
I can still give you your own birthday song
Sooooooo a very happy birthday to you! ♫

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[thebarkside]

[ and jade will burst into soft, appreciative laughter, because that was honestly the last thing she was expecting. ]

Was that on the spot? You did a very good job.

[text]

[delincuente]

i thought you guys were like eighteen
going on nineteen
i say just go with it
at least you have the have the advantage of actually looking it

[text]

[thebarkside]

maybe i will just tell people im thirty and call it a day

[kotatsu]

Oh! I didn't know it was your birthday!
Happy birthday to you and Dave (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
I hope this year will be better than the last!

[thebarkside]

[ 'this year won't have to do much to be better than the last one' is what she wants to say, but doesn't. no reason to be pointlessly gloomy, even if the urge does strike occasionally. ]

thank you!! <3
(and his name is davesprite, btw!)

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[multiglyphs]

[ ...................................."davesprite"?

R U KIDDING HER RN ]

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[multiglyphs]

[ lol she's gonna kill him BUT FIRST— ]

Happy birthday. We haven't had the pleasure of meeting yet, but my name is Weiss.
Do you have any plans for a birthday party? For decoration, I recommend doilies. They're quite versatile.

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

This is the fucking worst, right?

The years where I'm from have 405 days in them, so I keep trying to figure out when my birthday would be and how much time has passed, but it's... 「(°ヘ°) Awful.

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[thebarkside]

then you dont even use the same calendar that a lot of the rest of us seem to, do you :|
that really blows, bluh!!

[frigidaire]

you don't know how old you are?
seriously, how does that happen?

[thebarkside]

the last place i was at had years that were about a hundred and eighty days long
do i count those as regular years
do i count them at all....
i was also in another place!!
a giant castle for like
idk
months and months
but i dont think i aged there




its complicated

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[unfulfilledpotential]

Happy birthday Jade!!
I don't do a LOT since it's hard here, but we try to celebrate with cake and food and stuff.

How do you not know how old you'll be? Did you lose track of time in your past worlds?

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[thebarkside]

thank you!!!
and yes i sort of did :(
years were measured differently there
and then in paradisa i dont think we actually physically aged?
so im not certain how to calculate all of that