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Who: Jade Harley & you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: N/A
When: December 1st.

do people here actually celebrate birthdays??
ive seen a lot of mention of them!
mine is technically today i guess
and davesprites is the day after tomorrow
but...........
at this point i actually have no idea how old either of us are turning :| :| :|
this is so convoluted!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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thought so.
just build another TP hammock.
you'll make new friends that way.
besides he'd probably molt on it.

he does molt a lot
i still cant believe you guys did that with the toilet paper

gross. like weird black feathers everywhere?
it was awesome. stupid that it disappeared the next day though.
the Marsiva was a work of art.

Edited 2015-12-10 04:50 (UTC)

yes
its disgusting
hes disgusting :|
what is he doing, just going around saying "oh do you know that jade girl, shes totes a furry"?????

oh my fucking god
this is a complete misrepresentation of the situation
hes the one who fucking drew unfortunate conclusions and started the rapid downslide towards furry conversation

conclusions you didn't deny
definitely called her and someone else i can't remember
a furry. so.

dude i was not talking about those kinds of furries
i mean jades ears are furry
thats a thing
but your investment in the costumed sort is totally misplaced
god is this because you kind of turn into a furry???
is that why you started this shit
what the fuck man

keeping digging, dude. you have a way to go.
and i told you not to laugh but you did, so.
payback or karma or something.
you were asking for it.

bs
you kept growling the whole fucking movie
anyone would have laughed
especially with like
no psychological preparation for what they were about to see

i was not growling.
i was a very dignified wolf.
how were you not psychologically prepared to see a werewolf?
seriously, bird dave. you're a bird
that's preparation enough.

fine we can call it chirping
you chirped through the whole movie how does that sound
and no one can blame me for not being prepared just because ive got a few feathers
you had a widows peak for fucks sake

you need to get your ears cleaned out.
that was not chirping. that's your thing.
i'm supposed to be deadly in that form, not hot.
widows peak isn't that bad.

its not my problem growling wasnt good enough for you
and you didnt look deadly
you just looked fucking funny
so even if it wasnt as bad as michael j foxs digs it was still pretty bad

at least i can hide mine.
i don't walk around looking like mjf wolf got hit by a bus all the time.

[ no he knows they're not great looking as werewolves. seriously, they're werewolves. ]

not that you do. its more like superman accidentally flew into a flock of pigeons.
but whatever.

you could at least keep with the crows
im not covered in enough bird shit for pigeons

i dont know. wings count as bird shit.
as in the general shit a bird has.
you're pretty bird-y. and pigeony.

[ not at all but whatever... ]

if im a pigeon youre a cocker spaniel

at least i have good hair.

your hair sucks

i'd offer you cheese for your whine
but we're on a fucking spaceship.

boys
youre both pretty

thanks for the ego boost

do i need to get the two of you a room

he started it

[And it's not like Davesprite threadjacked or anything!!!]

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frigidaire - 2015-12-20 06:53 (UTC) - Expand

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thebarkside - 2015-12-20 06:55 (UTC) - Expand

i wouldn't say he's disgusting but
he said one of you would kill me if i called you that.
i'm not calling you that tho.
that's all on birdbrains over there.

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