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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley & you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: N/A
When: December 1st.

do people here actually celebrate birthdays??
ive seen a lot of mention of them!
mine is technically today i guess
and davesprites is the day after tomorrow
but...........
at this point i actually have no idea how old either of us are turning :| :| :|
this is so convoluted!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Comments

[feathery]

so
what youre saying is
your granddad is prancing around back in sburb somewhere
wearing dick all besides a pair of ultra short hot pants
and you got a too personal shot of his crotch oh god i remember this fucking story now

[thebarkside]

yes thank you i did not need a verbal play by play of your recollection

[feathery]

id have a traumatic flashback but i dont think i ever met him
just saw him post on the network once or twice maybe

[thebarkside]

want me to draw you a picture

[feathery]

sure
draw me a picture of your granddads crotch
you could even make a comic about it

[thebarkside]

i bet normal girls just have birthday parties

[feathery]

when is the last time you had a birthday party

[thebarkside]

ummmm
on the ship, when i turned sixteen

[ she invited you bro..... MOVING ON ]

think its cheating to skip ahead to eighteen now?

[feathery]

[He kind of figured she celebrated at least one in Asgard, so...whoops...]

ill dial up the age police and ask about our likelihood for arrest
and then skip ahead anyway
they cant try us as adults if its cheating

[thebarkside]

[ sort of vaguely acknowledged, yup, but she never actively celebrated... seemed silly with the calendars the way they were, and weird shit always seemed to be going on at the beginning of winter, anyway. ]

what would we even get arrested for anyway
being too cool?? B)

[feathery]

yes we are some fucking incredibly delirious biznasty
its practically a criminal offense to let us roam free on the streets with the way we be overflowing with that trippin rudebrazen shit
the fuzz is convinced theyve got to wrest this sick deluge under control lest people get hurt

[thebarkside]

davesprite
you are so dumb <3

[feathery]

shit what a sick burn
someone needs to rush me to the hospital my hearts palpitating with the severity
have mercy