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[i_got_this]

[Feed opens to what will eventually be a pretty standard expression; she's annoyed, and vocal about it.]

Okay, so ... whoever named these ships is a fucking moron.

I mean ... Tourist? Really? Who's dumbass idea was that? That's like ... the worst ship name I've ever heard. It almost screams 'Hey! I'm stupid and out of my element! Come steal from me!'


Seriously, where do I petition to change this shit? Or do I gotta do an EVA and repaint the hull myself?

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[i_got_this]

Varric? Yeah, I know him! He got me hooked up right off the bat.

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[i_got_this]

Oh hey, apparently two of my friends are setting up bars, plural, so yeah ... I've got a hookup.

[Friends might be a little stretch, since she just met Varric and she's not exactly overt about her relations with Crowley, but if it means she can throw her weight around with bars, she'll take it.]

[wolfuncaged]

[Varric likes her, and thus she goes up an estimation in Fenris' books. ]

Hm. He is prone to doing things like that.

[i_got_this]

Well, he can keep doing it.

[Oh good, hopefully she can build up some support in case her shitty future surfaces.]

[wolfuncaged]

I am sure he will. If you wish to remain on his charitable side, he enjoys stories.

[i_got_this]

Wait, so ... you're saying all I gotta do to get free booze from him is just, tell him shit?

[Fenris what have you done.]

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[merchantprince]

[He winces. Well, she's... straight to the point, at least.]

Not my strong point. And yet all the fluffy shit I wrote in my first book has a huge following.

[He shrugs.]

[wolfuncaged]

You might not get it free every time, but it will certainly put you in his good graces.

[i_got_this]

Hey, I'll take what I can get. Thanks for the tip!

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[grounds]

One of my friends works at one of those. Looks like we're covered.

[A soft 'heh'] Name's Octavia, by the way.

[survives]

[She laughs, more out of surprise than anything.]

Are you saying you'd show me?

[i_got_this]

Yeah, but I gotta be sure you can handle it first. Don't want you crying to your Captain that I gave you a few bruises.

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[i_got_this]

South Dakota. So who do you know, Varric or Crowley?

[wolfuncaged]

You are welcome. I wish you luck.

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[grounds]

I know Fenris, a friend of Varric's. He works as a bartender I think.

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[i_got_this]

Oh, I know him too! They're both on my ship.

Hm ... maybe we could rename it Rum Runner ...

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[i_got_this]

[Yep. Welcome to South Dakota; Population: Crass.]

Oh, you're a romance writer? [Definitely said with the sense of someone who's not really into romance. At all.]

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[grounds]

Sounds like an improvement over most of the names if you ask me.

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[i_got_this]

Haha, right? These names are just awful

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[grounds]

Most of them at least.

Sounds like you're making friends with your crew though.

[survives]

Nooo way! I can take a few bruises! I'll be fine.

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[i_got_this]

Yeah, there are some pretty decent people here. Doesn't sound like I'm gonna have to knock sense into anyone ... yet.

[Truth is she's usually the one who needs sense knocked into.]

[i_got_this]

Alright, just don't say I didn't warn you.

Come on over and we'll have a sparring session; I'll show you what I'm made of.

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[grounds]

It could be way worse. Crossing my fingers for it to stay that way.

[survives]

[She laughs now, shaking her head.] Great! Seriously, you don't have to worry. I'm not that hopeless.

Just wait till I get there!

[Okay, it's kind of exciting...]