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[i_got_this]

[Feed opens to what will eventually be a pretty standard expression; she's annoyed, and vocal about it.]

Okay, so ... whoever named these ships is a fucking moron.

I mean ... Tourist? Really? Who's dumbass idea was that? That's like ... the worst ship name I've ever heard. It almost screams 'Hey! I'm stupid and out of my element! Come steal from me!'


Seriously, where do I petition to change this shit? Or do I gotta do an EVA and repaint the hull myself?

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[grounds]

No, I'd say you're fine.

[Octavia appears, looking almost deadpan.]

I'm on a ship called the Wonderduck.

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[acuition]

You're allowed to transfer to another ship, if it really is a problem.

[delincuente]

Hey, at least it isn't Paisley. My ship's named after pants from the 1960s.

[She loves her ship, and wouldn't want it to be named anything else - but she'll admit, it is pretty dumb.]

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[tobeajedi]

It's not very accurate. If you're a tourist, it means you decided to travel.

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[wolfuncaged]

If you do not like the ship, you are welcome to leave.

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[survives]

I dunno. I think the names are kinda cute, you know?

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[merchantprince]

Wasn't mine, I can tell you that. It's just my job to make sure our motley crew doesn't run it headlong into a planet.

[His manner is smooth and unoffensive. He's pretty sure they have a new crew member, but he hasn't bothered coming out of his cave yet.]

If anyone tries jumping us they'll get a shot to the face. I've had enough of amateurs and thugs.

So, did you read that name out the window or are you actually on my ship?

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[maschinenpistole]

At least they're not doing what some people do - ridiculous boat pun names...

[ She makes a "Bleah!" face. ]