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[i_got_this]

[Feed opens to what will eventually be a pretty standard expression; she's annoyed, and vocal about it.]

Okay, so ... whoever named these ships is a fucking moron.

I mean ... Tourist? Really? Who's dumbass idea was that? That's like ... the worst ship name I've ever heard. It almost screams 'Hey! I'm stupid and out of my element! Come steal from me!'


Seriously, where do I petition to change this shit? Or do I gotta do an EVA and repaint the hull myself?

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[maschinenpistole]

At least they're not doing what some people do - ridiculous boat pun names...

[ She makes a "Bleah!" face. ]

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[i_got_this]

Ugh, you're right Not sure which is worse.

[maschinenpistole]

Mmm... SS Heron or SS Pier Pressure... [ Shudder! ]

Can we change the names of our ships? Paperwork? Petition? [ She taps her chin. ] What if we all just agreed to start calling them something much more badass anyway?

[i_got_this]

I dunno if we officially can, kinda sounds like we're stuck with them, but I'd be all for awesome code names.

[maschinenpistole]

If so, then I call dibs on SS Deathbringer ~

[i_got_this]

Yeah, fine ... I'll call my ship; SS Viperbite.