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[i_got_this]

[Feed opens to what will eventually be a pretty standard expression; she's annoyed, and vocal about it.]

Okay, so ... whoever named these ships is a fucking moron.

I mean ... Tourist? Really? Who's dumbass idea was that? That's like ... the worst ship name I've ever heard. It almost screams 'Hey! I'm stupid and out of my element! Come steal from me!'


Seriously, where do I petition to change this shit? Or do I gotta do an EVA and repaint the hull myself?

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[i_got_this]

Ship itself seems okay, just got a stupid name. Don't tell me you like it?

[wolfuncaged]

It is as good a name as any. Besides, that is not a important as the crew.

[i_got_this]

God I'd hope they're better than a bunch of tourists.

[wolfuncaged]

[There's a soft gruff 'heh'. ]

I tend not to be very touristy myself.

[i_got_this]

Well, at least you have that going for ya.

[wolfuncaged]

Hm. Aside from the plant you will find most of us capable.

[Which to Fenris is like pledging his EVERLASTING FRIENDSHIP to the ship, so. ]

[i_got_this]

[... plant?]

Come again?

[wolfuncaged]

The plant. He is a living plant. You cannot miss him. He is the reason we have overgrown plantlife on board the ship.

[i_got_this]

Oh, no I hadn't seen him yet. I just figured someone really liked gardening.

[wolfuncaged]

It would be easier if it were that simple. He is...exceptionally irritating, but largely harmless.

[i_got_this]

Ugh, story of my life.

[wolfuncaged]

You are used to such people?

[i_got_this]

Yeah, my whole project used all sorts of people like that for training purposes. Last place I was at I got stuck with a couple of them as friends. Useless assholes.

[Still, there is a small amount of warmth in her voice; for useless assholes, they weren't that bad.]

[wolfuncaged]

Ah, so you were trapped in a place such as this before. This is...common.

[He knows THAT tone, so he won't push it. It's good to have assholes you care about. ]

[i_got_this]

oh, yeah; I was at a magic castle between this and my own world. Been through a lot of strange shit.

[If you're lucky, Fenris, you could be one of them!]

[wolfuncaged]

Ah. I have heard of that place. I was taken to a place called Exsilium.

[i_got_this]

Oh, yeah? I guess there's a couple of us on board.

Only other one I've heard of was Adstring, uh ... something. What was Exsilium like?

[wolfuncaged]

Hm, I have heard of that one, as well.

It was a warzone, literally. We were taken from home to fight in a war against a people called United Earth- who wished to destroy other worlds to gain more power; including our own.

[i_got_this]

Jesus, that sounds like my own world. I would have fit right in.

[wolfuncaged]

Truly? Then you have my condolences. That was not a welcome world to be trapped in. It was not an easy life.

[i_got_this]

No, it wasn't, but I don't need a pity party; just show me where the booze is and stay out of my way.

[Honestly, though, pity it up she loves it.]

[wolfuncaged]

[Fenris isn't good at pity. That was about as much as she is ever likely to get. ]

Hnh. Likely the best way to deal with such things.

[Yay alcoholism. ]

[i_got_this]

[Welp. She'll take it. TYVM.]

That's what I've found to be true. [ ... more or less. At least she's somewhat grown out of her binge-drink to death tendencies.]

[wolfuncaged]

There will be a bar opening here soon. My friend is running it.

[LOOK AT HOW HELPFUL HE IS. ]

[i_got_this]

Varric? Yeah, I know him! He got me hooked up right off the bat.