ᴜɴᴅʏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴅʏɪɴɢ (
fishwife) wrote in
driftfleet2015-12-12 10:14 pm
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* It's time to FIGHT.
Who: Undyne and whoever!
Broadcast: Yes
Action: on the Marsiva
When: pre-Shuffle
[video;]
[Today there's a blue fish lady onscreen. She ROARS and slams a conjured lance through the nearest table, splitting it in half. Poor hospitality deck, it never asked for this. She grabs the spear and looks at the console with a discerning yellow eye. The other eye is covered by an eyepatch and a bit of red hair.]
No one captures me. Not unless they have a DEATH WISH!
[She brandishes her spear with a twirl and shoves it solidly into the floor. Her grin shows jagged sharky teeth, and it nearly splits her face in half. Is she making you uneasy? Good.]
It's been a while since I had a real fight. Come out of hiding, cowards! I'll show you why I was made captain of the Royal Guard!
[A captain in... a muscle tank and skinny jeans, sure. Whatever.]
Broadcast: Yes
Action: on the Marsiva
When: pre-Shuffle
[video;]
[Today there's a blue fish lady onscreen. She ROARS and slams a conjured lance through the nearest table, splitting it in half. Poor hospitality deck, it never asked for this. She grabs the spear and looks at the console with a discerning yellow eye. The other eye is covered by an eyepatch and a bit of red hair.]
No one captures me. Not unless they have a DEATH WISH!
[She brandishes her spear with a twirl and shoves it solidly into the floor. Her grin shows jagged sharky teeth, and it nearly splits her face in half. Is she making you uneasy? Good.]
It's been a while since I had a real fight. Come out of hiding, cowards! I'll show you why I was made captain of the Royal Guard!
[A captain in... a muscle tank and skinny jeans, sure. Whatever.]

video;
I'm definitely going to look into weapons... as soon as I can get off this ship.
video;
video; 1/2
[She is quiet after that, and trying to be patient and not fidget at all.]
video; 2/2
NGAHHH!!! [She sends a spear flying into the wall. It makes a lovely crashing noise.]
Okay, I'm done waiting. Maybe I'll look at the kitchen.
video;
It's down the corridor, somewhere. Will you be able to find anything good to eat?
video;
[She thinks about the last time she tried to cook.]
... How flammable are spaceships?
video;
They will survive, do not worry.
video;
[Can't be worse than snails, right?]
video;
Fare well, Undyne.