* It's time to FIGHT.

[fishwife]

Who: Undyne and whoever!
Broadcast: Yes
Action: on the Marsiva
When: pre-Shuffle

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[Today there's a blue fish lady onscreen. She ROARS and slams a conjured lance through the nearest table, splitting it in half. Poor hospitality deck, it never asked for this. She grabs the spear and looks at the console with a discerning yellow eye. The other eye is covered by an eyepatch and a bit of red hair.]

No one captures me. Not unless they have a DEATH WISH!

[She brandishes her spear with a twirl and shoves it solidly into the floor. Her grin shows jagged sharky teeth, and it nearly splits her face in half. Is she making you uneasy? Good.]

It's been a while since I had a real fight. Come out of hiding, cowards! I'll show you why I was made captain of the Royal Guard!

[A captain in... a muscle tank and skinny jeans, sure. Whatever.]

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[experiencepoints]

[She doesn't even blink at the conjured lance or the... fish part, honestly. She seems more amused, all things considered.]

... Sorry, but unfortunately, the ones in charge have been in hiding for a very long time. We've never seen them in person. If you want to take them out when we finally do find them, you'll have to get in line.

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[sinuosity]

[ Oh, she likes you already. ]

They do, and they hide like cowards.

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[droprate]

[ ...it's not like she's likely to know that the person typing this is IN THE SAME ROOM AS HER. They're the head sticking out of the blankets of one of the cots. (As well as the body attached to the head.) ]

You'll probably have to pay for that table.

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[resnipstance]

[Cool fish lady, meet cheery alien girl!]

Wow, you're captain of a royal guard? That's awesome! We should definitely have a match sometime.

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[actsmagnificent]

Let me know if anyone shows up. [ This person got to keep their weapons? Tch. Haruka leans back in the Bishop's pilot chair, amused and impossibly, anime-levels attractive, but that's a constant. The direct approach is kind of funny. ]

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[reconstitution]

If you happen to draw them out, I'll be impressed. They don't ever show themselves- not really.

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[hymnals]

[Adra glances up from his book, one eye shut.]

Hey. Settle the fuck down. Some of us are trying to read.

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[survives]

Royal Guard of what?

[This is clearly the thing to focus on here. Definitely more important than that table, yep.]

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[electrostatics]

If it's fighting you want, I haven't been able to spar with anyone in a while. [ Elecman, no, she'll like suplex you or something ] Maybe I'll take you up on that.

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[notkittenaround]

[ She reacts to the aggression with steady calm, and not unquiet agreement. If a duel was all it took to escape, Marhi would have long fought against their captors. Which is why Undyne is getting a response from a blue cat lady. ]

Alas, they refuse to reveal themselves - such is the way of cowards.