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driftfleet2015-12-12 10:14 pm
fishwife) wrote in driftfleet2015-12-12 10:14 pm
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* It's time to FIGHT.
Who: Undyne and whoever!
Broadcast: Yes
Action: on the Marsiva
When: pre-Shuffle
[video;]
[Today there's a blue fish lady onscreen. She ROARS and slams a conjured lance through the nearest table, splitting it in half. Poor hospitality deck, it never asked for this. She grabs the spear and looks at the console with a discerning yellow eye. The other eye is covered by an eyepatch and a bit of red hair.]
No one captures me. Not unless they have a DEATH WISH!
[She brandishes her spear with a twirl and shoves it solidly into the floor. Her grin shows jagged sharky teeth, and it nearly splits her face in half. Is she making you uneasy? Good.]
It's been a while since I had a real fight. Come out of hiding, cowards! I'll show you why I was made captain of the Royal Guard!
[A captain in... a muscle tank and skinny jeans, sure. Whatever.]
Broadcast: Yes
Action: on the Marsiva
When: pre-Shuffle
[video;]
[Today there's a blue fish lady onscreen. She ROARS and slams a conjured lance through the nearest table, splitting it in half. Poor hospitality deck, it never asked for this. She grabs the spear and looks at the console with a discerning yellow eye. The other eye is covered by an eyepatch and a bit of red hair.]
No one captures me. Not unless they have a DEATH WISH!
[She brandishes her spear with a twirl and shoves it solidly into the floor. Her grin shows jagged sharky teeth, and it nearly splits her face in half. Is she making you uneasy? Good.]
It's been a while since I had a real fight. Come out of hiding, cowards! I'll show you why I was made captain of the Royal Guard!
[A captain in... a muscle tank and skinny jeans, sure. Whatever.]
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Nope. Guess your friends back home will just have to worry about you and wonder where you went.
[ Ways to cope with a lack of people with whom you have fulfilling emotional relationships: PROBABLY NOT SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT, CHARA???? ]
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Undyne hesitates before typing anything back. That seems awful to say, but she's determined not to let it drag her down.]
It's not a big deal. They know I can take care of myself!
[That doesn't sound convincing enough.]
Fuhuhu!!
[Much better.]
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That's nice. They don't need to worry, maybe they won't need to think about it either.
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I'm pretty sure they will. I just hope nothing gets blown up while I'm not there to see it!
[SHE HAD A DATE, DANG IT...]
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[ In a way, they half-wish they'd stuck to talking about giant robots, because that at least wouldn't mean they were dragging their own feelings through the dirt just to get a rise out of someone.
Then again, thinking about such things was never their strong suit. ]
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You're being kind of nosy for a human.
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Well okay sometimes they'll mess with me but that's DIFFERENT. because we're FRIENDS!!!
[.... this is sounding kind of terrible, honestly, and the more she opens her metaphorical mouth the more embarrassed she gets.]
You're just some random human so it's not funny at all.
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[ If they're just some random human, but she has no need to kill them, what will she do about this? They're curious. ]
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[Don't you wish you had friends, Chara.]
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[ YEAH........shut up. ]