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* It's time to FIGHT.

Who: Undyne and whoever!
Broadcast: Yes
Action: on the Marsiva
When: pre-Shuffle

[video;]

[Today there's a blue fish lady onscreen. She ROARS and slams a conjured lance through the nearest table, splitting it in half. Poor hospitality deck, it never asked for this. She grabs the spear and looks at the console with a discerning yellow eye. The other eye is covered by an eyepatch and a bit of red hair.]

No one captures me. Not unless they have a DEATH WISH!

[She brandishes her spear with a twirl and shoves it solidly into the floor. Her grin shows jagged sharky teeth, and it nearly splits her face in half. Is she making you uneasy? Good.]

It's been a while since I had a real fight. Come out of hiding, cowards! I'll show you why I was made captain of the Royal Guard!

[A captain in... a muscle tank and skinny jeans, sure. Whatever.]

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[ ...it's not like she's likely to know that the person typing this is IN THE SAME ROOM AS HER. They're the head sticking out of the blankets of one of the cots. (As well as the body attached to the head.) ]

You'll probably have to pay for that table.

[She squints. Is this supposed to be a cell phone? It looks so... weird. But she sure is seeing a text message.]

They can bill me IN PERSON if they care that much! And then I'll show them what I think of being kidnapped!!

[ Think of it as...a review of your cool video, Undyne. Well, kind of. ]

Then you'll fly yourself home?

[ So what if sarcasm doesn't come through in text all that well? ]

[She makes a face and types furiously.]

I'm sure I can just hijack a robot somewhere. It's SPACE after all!

Edited 2015-12-13 08:20 (UTC)

[ ...unfortunately, they already know where Undyne got that idea, seeing as they were around for Frisk's conversations with her, but...there's just something about it that never gets old.

The blanket lump has to muffle laughter. ]

Wow, you know how to pilot one?

[She is pretty sure she can hear muffled tittering, and glances around but... doesn't spot Chara just yet.]

It can't be HARD. Humans do it all the time.

Edited 2015-12-13 08:30 (UTC)

[ This is amazing... ]

I never did. Do you think I went to the wrong school?

Probably. There are a lot of humans, so there must be a robot piloting school somewhere!!

I bet someone here could help teach you, then. Maybe you should ask everyone.

[She can't detect that Chara is making fun of her AND THAT'S JUST TOO BAD...]

There ARE a lot of humans here, and it IS space...

Thanks for being helpful, I guess?

[She's so unsure.]

Who is this anyway? I didn't give anyone here my number.

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[ Please, they are thinking. Please let her make a video asking someone to teach her how to pilot a robot. ]

You don't have to thank me.

I'm just someone who wanted to help.

[She's going to.]

Well. Okay.

[A pause.]

These phones they gave us are weird.

[ By now, they actually are hiding under the blankets so that Undyne doesn't notice them. Frisk would totally not approve of this. Good thing Frisk isn't here. ]

Normal ones probably wouldn't work in space.

[ Couldn't even get service in the CORE, let alone outer space. ]

[She still has no reason to think the person texting is actually in the room with her, so that's a point in Chara's favor.]

Is that why I can't get on the internet? UGH. I thought I could at least let someone know I was gone!! Guess that's out.

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[ If she figures it out, they are totally not sticking around anyway. ]

Nope. Guess your friends back home will just have to worry about you and wonder where you went.

[ Ways to cope with a lack of people with whom you have fulfilling emotional relationships: PROBABLY NOT SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT, CHARA???? ]

[omg Chara you little SHIT.

Undyne hesitates before typing anything back. That seems awful to say, but she's determined not to let it drag her down.]

It's not a big deal. They know I can take care of myself!

[That doesn't sound convincing enough.]

Fuhuhu!!

[Much better.]

Edited 2015-12-13 19:40 (UTC)

[ tfw you know nothing will make you feel better so you just try to make other people feel worse-- either for an interesting reaction or so it doesn't seem like you're the worst off of everyone........ ]

That's nice. They don't need to worry, maybe they won't need to think about it either.

[That kinda stings for some reason.]

I'm pretty sure they will. I just hope nothing gets blown up while I'm not there to see it!

[SHE HAD A DATE, DANG IT...]

Only "pretty sure"?

[ In a way, they half-wish they'd stuck to talking about giant robots, because that at least wouldn't mean they were dragging their own feelings through the dirt just to get a rise out of someone.

Then again, thinking about such things was never their strong suit. ]

[Alright, now she's sure this person's shitting her.]

You're being kind of nosy for a human.

This is just how humans show concern for others.

By being vaguely rude??? MY human friend doesn't do that.

Well okay sometimes they'll mess with me but that's DIFFERENT. because we're FRIENDS!!!

[.... this is sounding kind of terrible, honestly, and the more she opens her metaphorical mouth the more embarrassed she gets.]

You're just some random human so it's not funny at all.

Maybe your human friend is the abnormal one.

[ If they're just some random human, but she has no need to kill them, what will she do about this? They're curious. ]

Probably. But I don't really care! I like them anyway.

[Don't you wish you had friends, Chara.]

Good for you.

[ YEAH........shut up. ]

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