* It's time to FIGHT.

[fishwife]

Who: Undyne and whoever!
Broadcast: Yes
Action: on the Marsiva
When: pre-Shuffle

[video;]

[Today there's a blue fish lady onscreen. She ROARS and slams a conjured lance through the nearest table, splitting it in half. Poor hospitality deck, it never asked for this. She grabs the spear and looks at the console with a discerning yellow eye. The other eye is covered by an eyepatch and a bit of red hair.]

No one captures me. Not unless they have a DEATH WISH!

[She brandishes her spear with a twirl and shoves it solidly into the floor. Her grin shows jagged sharky teeth, and it nearly splits her face in half. Is she making you uneasy? Good.]

It's been a while since I had a real fight. Come out of hiding, cowards! I'll show you why I was made captain of the Royal Guard!

[A captain in... a muscle tank and skinny jeans, sure. Whatever.]

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[hymnals]

[Adra glances up from his book, one eye shut.]

Hey. Settle the fuck down. Some of us are trying to read.

video;

[fishwife]

[She squints, trying to figure out what kind of monster Adra is. He has glowing green eyes, that's totally not a human thing. But he LOOKS mostly human.

How fucking weird is that.]

HEY YOURSELF. I had no idea there was some guy behind the big screen! I figured I was being watched by these Atroma clowns. Guess I was wrong.

What'cha reading, nerd?

[hymnals]

You are being watched by those clowns. And plenty of other clowns, besides.

[He snaps the book shut.]

A treatise on the internal structure of arcane magic.

[fishwife]

[She blinks, and then laughs.]

Oh my god. You really are a nerd. [It's said without any trace of maliciousness, at least...] I have a friend who'd be really into that stuff... Too bad she's not here.

You got any human history books? Or, uh... wait. Do humans usually have glowing eyes?

[hymnals]

There are some human histories lying around. Not any humans I've ever heard of, though.

[He quirks an eyebrow.]

And no. They don't have long ears, either.