* It's time to FIGHT.

[fishwife]

Who: Undyne and whoever!
Broadcast: Yes
Action: on the Marsiva
When: pre-Shuffle

[video;]

[Today there's a blue fish lady onscreen. She ROARS and slams a conjured lance through the nearest table, splitting it in half. Poor hospitality deck, it never asked for this. She grabs the spear and looks at the console with a discerning yellow eye. The other eye is covered by an eyepatch and a bit of red hair.]

No one captures me. Not unless they have a DEATH WISH!

[She brandishes her spear with a twirl and shoves it solidly into the floor. Her grin shows jagged sharky teeth, and it nearly splits her face in half. Is she making you uneasy? Good.]

It's been a while since I had a real fight. Come out of hiding, cowards! I'll show you why I was made captain of the Royal Guard!

[A captain in... a muscle tank and skinny jeans, sure. Whatever.]

Comments

[video]

[fishwife]

Nothing so far. [It's cheating, really, since she can conjure spears with her magic.] I'm so disappointed. And bored. I could be exploring, but I can't find a way off this freakin' ship!

[video]

[actsmagnificent]

[ ...that's her issue...?

Haruka chuckles. She could not sound more smugly entertained if she tried. And she rarely consciously tries to do anything. ] Give it time.

[ Then you'll end up on an even smaller ship where you can get even boreder! When not being emotionally compromised! Hooray! ]

[video]

[fishwife]

Yeah, yeah. Still, I thought space would way more exciting than staring out a window and lifting weights. [She gestures dramatically.] I've already lifted all the furniture TWO HUNDRED TIMES. And I bet I'm going to do it TWO HUNDRED MORE before I can set foot on that planet.

They'd better be ready.

[video]

[actsmagnificent]

How are you with the cold?

[ Haruka stops short of suggesting this person also invest in TWO HUNDRED COATS. ]

[video]

[fishwife]

[She waves dismissively.] I'd been living in Snowdin since I, um, burned down my house? My friend lives there. Cold's not an issue.

[video]

[actsmagnificent]

[ Oh, you're fun. Haruka never knows what you're going to say next. ] Prepared for anything, aren't you, kitten.

[ Were you prepared to be winked at by a hot animé character? ]

[video]

[fishwife]

[Undyne stares for a long, long moment as a blush slowly creeps onto her cheeks.]

... Oh my god. You're-- flirting? With me?

[She's obviously flattered.]

Humans usually scream and run the other way. But, uh... thank you.

[video]

[actsmagnificent]

Consider it a special service. [ She usually isn't this friendly to people who clearly aren't from Earth, either. But that's because defending Earth from said invaders is her Mission. You are not out to invade Earth, far as she knows. In fact, you are not currently capable. So there's no problem.

Hence this smile. (And this swag sparkle.) ] Where are you from?

[video]

[fishwife]

[That is some serious sparkle. Undyne isn't the kind of person to fall in love at first sight-- plus, she's kind of taken?-- but she does enjoy the attention.]

The Underground. It's on Earth. Well, under it, technically.

What about you?

[video]

[actsmagnificent]

[ ...and that's what Haruka gets for jumping to conclusions. Still not an issue here, though. A shrug. ] Around.

Earth is a...popular homeland.

[video]

[fishwife]

[You never know what you'll find if you dig a hole through the Earth.]

Yep! To be fair though, I've only seen the surface for, uh, a few weeks tops? I got to the beach and got a little... [A pause.] ... sidetracked.

[video]

[actsmagnificent]

The oceans are the best part.

[ This smile is not thinking about the water. Haruka indulges for a moment longer before changing the subject. ] Sounds like there's a shortage on this planet, though.