Jul. 5th, 2016

arcanepower: (🙧 i once heard you say)
[personal profile] arcanepower
Who: Belthazar and you
Broadcast: Yes
Action: On the singing planet
When: July 5th, afternoon

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[Though one cannot smell through the network broadcast, it certainly looks like there is a barbecue happening on the beach. Belthazar has a lovely bonfire built. A few metal grates form a cooking surface, on which there are various roasting vegetables and... gigantic racks of meat as well as oversized steaks.

He adjusts the camera feed so that he is also in the picture. He looks so very small next to these ribs. Just where did these originate?]


I have chanced upon an opportunity to try this world's cuisine... by cooking it myself. From what I gathered of the beast-- or rather, what many men gathered, and I observed-- it appeared to be some kind of stegodon. In laymen's terms, it was a giant lizard.

Naturally I find myself with an abundance of meat. It is certainly enough for experimentation, but I cannot possibly eat all of this myself. If you have any interest in trying gigantic lizard served twenty different ways, by all means, come and find me: I will be on the beach for another two or three hours, probably. For those who would prefer a meatless option, I've made plenty of other fodder as well.

[He pauses like he wants to say something else, but then opts not to.]

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Expandcw: food porn )

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Jul. 5th, 2016 02:19 pm
apurrstate: (Pounce)
[personal profile] apurrstate
Who: Anders, a kitten and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Planetside. Probably among the trees.
When: A couple days after this post. That's right, this means war.

[Anders has something very important to say. Terribly important.]

It's been brought to my attention that the fleet has been suffering under a loss of fuzzy animals, although that's quickly being fixed with all these fuzzy slugs. But more importantly, there's one fuzzy animal that deserves appreciation, something my dear friend, Lady Cousland reminded me of.

[The camera tilts down to show a small tabby-orange kitten playing in the grass and leaves on the forest floor, stalking some bug or another, but never drifting too far from Anders' side.]

This is Ser-Pounce-A-Lot, the cutest kitten in the world. Aren't you the cutest kitten in the world? No mean dog is better than you, isn't that right, Ser Pounce?

[Completely unashamed of the baby-talk he just dissolved into, Anders puts his hand out for Pounce to jump onto his arm and up to his shoulder, purring and rubbing his head against Anders' chin.]

He's also incredibly intelligent and he knows it.

[He holds up a hand up to the camera.]

Please, hold your applause, I know this sad fleet has been kitten-starved. You're welcome.

[Is he serious?

You bet your ass he is. Right down to the baby-talking a kitten. Shame? He doesn't know the meaning of the word.]

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