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[nedstarksbastard]

Who: Jon Snow and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide text
Action: Three Twins
When: October 18th

[text]

[Sometime during the wee hours of the morning, this anonymous--and somewhat embarrassing--message appears on the network:]

can anyone tell me how to remove permanent marker from someone's face?

[That's it. That's the message. Clearly, some prankster's had a little fun with someone playing Sleeping Beauty somewhere.]

[action]

[For crewmates on and visitors to the Three Twins, Jon can be found--with or without dicks and krakens drawn on his face--working on the engine. He doesn't seem to be very happy right now, in fact he seems even grumpier than usual, seeing as he fell asleep for more than a week or so. In fact, his mood is dark enough that you'll probably be waking up to the sound of My Chemical Romance Your Biological Romance wailing in the distance for a good few minutes or so.

Whoops.]

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[moonofmylife]

Who: Daenerys Targaryen
Broadcast: yes!
Action: optional aboard the Caprine
When: Now!

This is Daenerys Targaryen, Captain of the Caprine addressing the fleet. If anyone has been able to contact Qing-Yuan Zhu, please have him report to the Caprine. He has been missing for several days at most, not reporting to his post during that time. I do not want to believe he has befallen some ill situation, but should that be the cause I would like to find him if possible.

[The Caprine had lost other crewmates before, but this was hitting Daenerys hard. Qing had been her first mate, usually the first person she greeted in the mornings, and the one who worked the closest with her to keep their ship in order. He, Hawke, and herself had been together as far back as her arrival to the fleet and to know that he was gone was crushing her greatly. She normally preferred video, still not wholy used to things such as typing, and yet she could not find the composure in her to speak normally.

Should anyone come aboard the Caprine to seek her out, Dany could be found either wandering the halls akin to a ghost or hiding in her room with Drogon, clutching an unfinished, leather adorned, gown.]

[001 - Video]

[nowyouseeit]

Who: Kuroba Kaito and YOU!
Broadcast: Video - Fleetwide
Action: The S.S. Blameless
When: Today! (Oct. 21)

[VIDEO]

Oooooi! Anyone out there?

[the video feed flickers on to show a scruffy looking teenager casually strolling down the scorched hallway of the S.S. Blameless. he's covered in confetti, bits of colorful paper nestled in his hair and flaking off his shoulders, and he looks pretty unfazed, all things considered! in fact, he's got his communicator in one hand and an open, half-empty pudding cup in the other. someone has decided to help himself to the celebratory treats, because why the fuck would he not?]

Nice ship ya got here, yeah? Reminds me of something straight out of a cheesy sci-fi flick, heh. Could use a li'l bit of work. . . [he tilts the communicator so the video feed pans to the black marks on the walls] I'm not sure I wanna meet whatever or whomever did that, but hey! At least your lives seem-- uh. Interesting.

[the feed pans back to Kaito, whose demeanor is still totally casual and not at all concerned about his potential safety in the future]

Anyway, I haven't got a clue who I'm talking to here, but who doesn't like to meet new strangers in space who may or may not be human? [his grin widens, cheeky and a bit sly, but he really does enjoy meeting new people] Whoever happens to get this, give me a shout, all right? Name's Kaito-- Kuroba Kaito, but just Kaito's fine.

[he's not really one for formalities, after all. after a brief pause, the teen raises both eyebrows, and his words suddenly thicken with forced niceties. starkly different than his genuinely cheery introduction earlier]

And if any of you watching this just so happen to know a redheaded woman who goes by the name "Iota," please let her know that Kuroba Kaito would like to have a little. . . uh. Chat with her.

[another pause, and for a moment it looks like he's about to cut off the feed, when something suddenly hits him]

By the way--

[the feed pans lower to show a ton of pudding cups tucked underneath Kaito's arm. a ton of pudding cups. possibly all of the pudding cups that came with his new arrival, tbh]

I'm keeping the pudding. Finder's keepers!

[and the feed ends]

[ACTION]

[anyone on the S.S. Blameless can find Kaito wandering about the above mentioned hallway! he sure is scrutinizing those burn marks, brows furrowed, expression curious. wtf even happened here. . .]

1 🍕 Video + Action

[poked_heart]

Who: Dante and you!
Broadcast: Yes
Action: On the Pathstone
When: After the shuffle

[Fuck everything.

Dante is not thrilled about this situation at all. He's punched dents into one or two places on the Marsiva already, pacing around there like a caged animal. But now that he's on another ship, it's beginning to sink in that he's not going anywhere anytime soon. Wherever he is, it's not Limbo. Whether or not that's a good thing remains to be seen.

He's a man of action (the thinking and planning is for Vergil), but right now he needs to calm himself and start getting information. Especially now that he's sharing a space with other people, apparently.]

video

[Feet propped up on the table in the galley, Dante finally turns on the device. It doesn't take him long to figure it out, and he looks nonplussed as he addresses the network.]

So this is a steaming hunk of shit.

[Way to make an impression there, Dante.]

But fine, I'll bite. So we're on a reality show in space. Cute. [Hey, it's... different, anyway, he supposes. He's still convinced Mundus is behind this somehow, but he keeps that to himself.] The... thing in my head is telling me stuff, but I doubt it's telling me the whole story. So what's the deal? And how the hell did these Atroma people manage to not only get me here, but cut off my powers?

[Because that single-handedly pisses him off the most. Not being able to have his guns is one thing, but not being able to summon Rebellion? That grates him. Instinctively he keeps trying to summon it, but nothing appears on his back.

Something tells him he's in for a rough ride.]

Also, where the hell can a guy get a pizza in this place?


action

[Once the video is done and out of the way with, Dante sets off and explores his home for the time being. He doesn't turn over every rock, so to speak, but he does at least walk around to get a layout of the place.

In the kitchen, he inspects the protein gels and immediately scrunches his face.]

I'm not eating that shit.

[He'd rather starve, frankly.

He can also be found in the med bay, which he supposes he'll be spending a lot of time in since that thing in his head tells him he works here. As a medic, of all things.]

I failed most of my science classes. And they want me to work in here?

[He rubs a hand over his face.]

Real fucking funny.

[Something is going to wind up exploding. He's calling it now.]

[MINGLE] One fish, two fish...

[alwayscomeback]

Who: Everyone aboard the Best Ship (Aka The SS Blue Fish)
Broadcast: Maybe?
Action: The Blue Fish
When: Today!

[Not one, but TWO people have arrived on the Blue Fish today in the shuffle. Greet them! Otherwise, hang out together, bring your guests aboard, have fun! It's a mingle ya'll ]