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[beardstrokes]

Who: Obi-Wan Kenobi and You
Broadcast: Video
Action: Hospitality Deck - Marsiva
When: January 2nd

[ Obi-Wan is no stranger to waking up to unknown locations, but this seemed odd . . . even for him. He gropes for his lightsaber . . . which is gone, obviously. He huffs, before straightening himself and brushing his hair back. Communications . . . communications . . . ah, there it is.

A video feed. Somewhat archaic, but it'll do. He doubts anyone from the Republic will be nearby, but perhaps the locals will offer some aid. Obi-Wan clears his throat before speaking. It's time for his other skill set to come in use. ]

Greetings. My name is General Kenobi. To whom do I have the pleasure of addressing? And I don't suppose there is someone willing to answer my questions? Because I have a great deal many of them.

Comments

[experiencepoints]

... Well, let's see. It's not the weirdest, by a long shot, but...

My little sister once found some sort of otherworldly horror set to do... something bad to her world. Probably destroy it, honestly. So she beat the shit out of it, captured it, and tamed it with pastries.

[resnipstance]

......................................................................

Yeah okay.

That's weird.

[experiencepoints]

She was probably one of the coolest people I've ever met, yeah.

[resnipstance]

I guess... infinite galaxies, so anything must be possible.

[experiencepoints]

Yeah, you're right. Anything, whether it's good, bad, or just stupid as fuck.

[resnipstance]

... My head hurts.

[experiencepoints]

We had another teammate with the most broken spell ever- He could recreate incredibly powerful legendary equipment basically at will.

The incantation for the spell was something about swords and boners.

[resnipstance]

... What?

Maybe you misheard?

[experiencepoints]

It's possible. I tried not to listen to Swan whenever I could avoid it.

[resnipstance]

Huh? How come?

[experiencepoints]

Because he was a creepy asshole?

[resnipstance]

[Ahsoka makes a face.]

Eugh. Okay then. Say no more.

[experiencepoints]

Yeah, I'd rather not when it comes to him.

[resnipstance]

At least now you're free of him.

[experiencepoints]

Been free of him for a while, but... Don't jinx it. He might show up. He's annoying like that.

[resnipstance]

[Ahsoka laughs.]

You never know. Maybe the Atoma will decide they need more drama...

[experiencepoints]

Well, I've made him punch himself in the face before, I can do it again.

[resnipstance]

...

Is that something you can normally do?

[experiencepoints]

I believe I've made it clear that you should never annoy a mage.