video;

[avaricious]

Who: Greed
Broadcast: All
Action: The Huntress
When: Now!

That was real mature of you guys all skipping out on the Huntress just because I was made captain. [Literally just inputted a request into the computer for that. Nothing more.] I hope you all enjoy your new ships, because the Huntress is going to do just fine without you.

[He is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OKAY being ditched. He didn't even like you guys! Except he's not, because it makes him cranky and he's stuck kicking around on the Huntress trying to beat the high score on their new pinball machine. He's never played anything like it before, so he finds the experience pretty frustrating. But if anything, he's just bored and annoyed at having his 'possessions' taken away from him.]

Comments

[Video]

[avaricious]

Some chump named Cullen. Can't say I really knew the guy. [Or cared.]

[Video]

[falconing]

Great. May he rest in peace.

[ this is gonna be good ]

What makes you qualified to be captain?

[ god han is never going to be able to leave the fucking huntress he can't leave a bunch of kids squabbling it out on a goddamn ship this is ridiculous ]

[Video]

[avaricious]

Decades of experience, pal. What makes you qualified to ask?

[Video]

[falconing]

Haven't got enough time in the day to go through my resume.

[ seriously ]

What's your job on the ship, besides captain?

[Video]

[avaricious]

Tactical.

[... the perfect title. It's vague enough that it sounds very important while non-descriptive enough to mean basically anything. Greed hasn't really worked out what it's supposed to involve. Hence the captaincy.]

[Video]

[falconing]

[ . . . great. ]

Which... means?

[ sorry greed ]

[Video]

[avaricious]

It means tactics. Have you never been on a spaceship before?

[Seriously. It's tactical.]

[Video]

[falconing]

Once or twice
.
[ dryly ]

You're in charge of making sure we're in the right position and battle formation, or are you just assigning yourself any title that makes you sound important, now?

[ god help him this is gonna be a rough ride ]

[Video]

[avaricious]

Well look at that, you know something after all. That's what the Atroma signed me up as.

[... so, now he knows. Good. Good to know.]

[Video]

[falconing]

Well, thank god we've got you on board, we'd be screwed otherwise.

[ this is gonna be a ride alright ]

[Video]

[avaricious]

I also know where all the secret compartments are...

[Like literally the only thing that comes with his augment. But why would he want to hide stuff? He doesn't even have stuff yet.]

[Video]

[falconing]

{ that

is actually useful wtf he wants that ]

To hide what in?

[Video] hope you don't mind a threadjack...

[princessia]

[ She was going to say something else, until Cullen's name was mentioned. She sounds Very Offended. ]

No one died. He went home.

[Video]

[avaricious]

Huh. That's how it works, then? Kind of anticlimactic, when you think about it.

[Video]

[princessia]

So? Were you hoping someone died instead?

[Video]

[avaricious]

Not particularly. But it's kind of a dick move leaving his own ship just to head off home.

[Video]

[princessia]

[ That's enough to get her to yell into the communicator. Her voice noticeably cracks as she raises her voice. Still not over him leaving. ]

It wasn't his choice! He wouldn't have left me all alone!

[Video]

[avaricious]

And how do you know that? Hell, someone offers me a trip home, I'd probably do the same thing.

[Which sure he called Cullen a dick for that. But Greed already knows he's a dick, so whatever.]

[Video]

[princessia]

[ Surprisingly, she doesn't burst out crying, because now she thinks he's just trying to rile her up. He didn't know Cullen or the previous crew members anyway. She frowns, narrowing her eyes. ]

Yes, because I'm sure everyone else is as much of a big fat, greedy selfish jerk like you.

[Video]

[falconing]

There are a lot of greedy selfish jerks in the universe. Better to just ignore them instead of giving them the time of day.

[ now that he's given elize her chance to tell the guy off. ]

Sorry your friend left. I'm sure he would've stuck around if he could've.

[ judging from elize's reaction, anyway ]

He the reason why you transferred?

[Video]

[princessia]

[ Many people left. Learning of the others leave one-by-one was also difficult for her to bare. Cullen leaving was the final straw. He became family to her. She's quiet a moment, before finally answering. ]

...yes. He went away. Before that, there were a lot of other people on the Huntress.

[ She pauses, biting down on her lower lip briefly. It's still painful to talk about... so, she's going to go back to being huffy about Greed. ]

I don't trust that jerk as captain.

[Video]

[falconing]

Neither do I, he's an idiot.

[ han lets the rest of what she said go. she obviously doesn't want to talk about it, so he lets it be. but good to know, the formerly full crew on the huntress. how often do people leave around here? ]

But he's an idiot who likes getting rises out of people. Don't give him what he wants; just ignore him, it'll drive him crazy.

[ han has known greed for literally five minutes but he knows the type. ]

[Video]

[princessia]

He should be fired, but they don't have forms for that.

[ During her first meeting with Greed, she initially didn't care who was captain. How quickly she changed her mind. She sounds a tad calmer, speaking to Han. ]

Are you still on the same ship?

[Video]

[avaricious]

Hey, that's not true. I'm not even remotely fat.

[What does he look like? Gluttony? Yeesh.]

[Video]

[princessia]

[ She might be taking Han's advice, by ignoring him. Sort of. Video feed's still going. She glances away from the feed, huffing out an annoyed sound. ]