video;

[avaricious]

Who: Greed
Broadcast: All
Action: The Huntress
When: Now!

That was real mature of you guys all skipping out on the Huntress just because I was made captain. [Literally just inputted a request into the computer for that. Nothing more.] I hope you all enjoy your new ships, because the Huntress is going to do just fine without you.

[He is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OKAY being ditched. He didn't even like you guys! Except he's not, because it makes him cranky and he's stuck kicking around on the Huntress trying to beat the high score on their new pinball machine. He's never played anything like it before, so he finds the experience pretty frustrating. But if anything, he's just bored and annoyed at having his 'possessions' taken away from him.]

Comments

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[alwayscomeback]

Dude. We've got that so down, we should get a medal for it.

Video

[avaricious]

Alright, alright. So since you're the expert, by all means, enlighten away on your techniques.

Video

[alwayscomeback]

Okay, so here's my number one captain tip. You ready?

Treat your crew like they matter more than anything. Because they do. You give them loyalty, they'll give you loyalty in return. My crew are awesome, and I'm not afraid to let them know I think it.

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[avaricious]

Uh huh. And after that, do you just pick any place to vomit out your own self respect or can you just do that anywhere?

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[alwayscomeback]

What? I got plenty of self respect. Being loyal to other people doesn't get rid of that.

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[avaricious]

You sound like a self help manual. Let me guess... after all this positive reinforcement garbage, you make sure to give them tiny little gifts with all sorts of frilly pink ribbons that show just how much you care about them in your tender, loving heart. Maybe you can bake them cakes after!

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[alwayscomeback]

Wow.

No.

You don't have to go that far. You just gotta be... well, a good leader? It's not hard.

Video

[avaricious]

Just be a good leader. Well damn, who knew it was as easy as that? You're downright inspirational, kid.

Video - Threadjack!

[save_the_souls]

Mm, Sokka's a very inspirational captain! He cares about his crew, so we care about him and the ship!

Though I could see a simple lesson like that would go over your head.

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[alwayscomeback]

[Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SNAP, Allen. Smugly, so smugly.]

See?

Video

[avaricious]

Man, people have a terrible habit of butting into other people's conversations around here. What a pain.

Video

[alwayscomeback]

That's what loyalty does to you, man.

Video

[avaricious]

That's what a lack of discipline does. My old gang was as loyal as they came. [Those idiots died for him. Dammit.] But they never flapped their mouths when they weren't supposed to.

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[alwayscomeback]

...

Yeah, I think the word you're looking for is lackeys, which is a completely different thing. My crew can say what they like when they like. I'm not gonna control their every move.

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[avaricious]

So what you're saying is you're not actually in charge, you're just the goon who gets blamed when things go wrong.

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[alwayscomeback]

I think you're missing the sliding scare between a leader and a dictator.

Video

[avaricious]

I come from a family of dictators. Can't really say their style suits me. Though your own sliding scale of leader and humored mook might need some examination.

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[alwayscomeback]

Heeeeey, I'm not a mook!

Video

[avaricious]

[He laughs.] Right. So do you actually get to make decisions or do you just go with what your 'loyal followers' feel like?

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[alwayscomeback]

Of course I make decisions, I'm the captain.

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[avaricious]

Name one of your big decisions, captain.

Video

[alwayscomeback]

Every time we're attacked by those things, I make sure everyone's at their posts and we get through it both without us getting harms and by protecting other ships as best we can, too.

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[bolder]

I'll put that on my to do list.

[She's like three feet from Sokka right now. Oops.]

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[alwayscomeback]

[He'll turn to grin at her. ]

You're the best, Toph.

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[bolder]

Yeah, I know.

[He just gets a grin from her.]