vid/action

[bludicrous]

Who: michael j. caboose + whoever wants to engage this mess
Broadcast: the entire fleet, unfortunately
Action: marsiva
When: now!

[there is a guy(?) in the helmet of a space marine staring into the screen. once he's certain it's on, he backs up, and yeah-- dude is in full armor. given the attire, it might look like he's about to say something serious. and then he actually starts speaking.]

I am on TV! I am on TV! Look! Ah! Hellooooooo! [cue waving his arms around like a fool]

Um!! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... I would like to thank the academy. And, uhhh, Church. My best friend. Without my best friend, I never would have gotten this far! I would also like to thank Taco Tuesdays. Oh, and that reminds me-- salsa. THANK YOU TO WHATEVER PLANET FOR CREATING SALSA.

The end. Closing time. Good night and good luck, America!

[if your character wants to find him in-person, it's not hard. he's the rather large pile of armor shouting at his communicator, which is placed on a nearby chair.]

Comments

[i_got_this]

Are you kidding me? He's abysmal. [Slight exageration ... slight. Also get used to it, Caboose; South insults everyone.]

I mean geez, how bad are you if you think Church is anything but terrible at it?

[bludicrous]

Iiiiiii ammmm really great at video games and I win all of them. Yeahhh all of my scores are like a million in everything. Yup. You should probably not even try to challenge me to anything. Might just cry.

[this doesn't sound particularly convincing for some strange reason]

[i_got_this]

Too bad we don't have any here; I'd totally put you up to a challenge.

[She does like making grown men cry ...]

[bludicrous]

Haaaah yeah sure is a good thing we do not have any of those things around. Haha. Uh. We also probably will not get any anytime soon, right?