oo1; accidental video/action

[theirinurpants]

Who: Alistair and YOU?!
Broadcast: Fleetwide; mostly accidental.
Action: On the Marsiva!
When: Now? Now. Sure, now.

Teagan? Teagan! [ The man on the camera is young, handsome, and looking a bit put out to be where he is. This isn't his castle! What is this place? He's also sort of looking away from the screen, not fully aware he's broadcasting. He mostly thinks he's talking to himself. ]

Okay, hah hah, very funny, you've had your joke, now where are you? And where am I? I'm sure I've got a very important meeting with someone who will be very angry when I don't show up - not that I care much if I'm making the Orlesians angry, it's sort of funny when their faces get all red and they start trying not to swear, but still...

Have I been kidnapped? Has someone kidnapped me? I'm pretty sure kidnapping the king is treason. I can have your head for that. [ He doesn't sound so much angry as... vaguely confused and disoriented. ] Off with your head. Whenever I figure out who you are, I suppose.

Comments

[theshabbiestofmen]

That's not much of a difference-- I mean, what exactly are you saying, if it looks like a dragon, what differentiates it from a real one?

[theirinurpants]

A dragon is just an animal. Leave it alone, it'll probably leave you alone. An archdemon is a corrupted Tevinter god that leads a darkspawn horde and starts a Blight.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Oh. One of those.

[He understand perhaps half the words in that sentence, but whatever! He gets the gist, kind of? Creepy corrupted dragon spread the plague, got it.]

In any case-- all you really have to do is settle in. Talk to people. Et cetera.

[theirinurpants]

There seem to be a lot of those. People, I mean.

[theshabbiestofmen]

More every week, frankly. Whether that's a blessing or a curse depends on how much you like talking to people.

[theirinurpants]

Nothing wrong with people, mostly. Sure, some of them are bad apples, but most are fine.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Then you ought to get along fine with most of the people here. Hopefully.

[theirinurpants]

Not trying to kill me is a step in the right direction, if I'm being honest.