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driftfleet2016-01-26 12:34 pm
theirinurpants) wrote in driftfleet2016-01-26 12:34 pm
oo1; accidental video/action
Who: Alistair and YOU?!
Broadcast: Fleetwide; mostly accidental.
Action: On the Marsiva!
When: Now? Now. Sure, now.
Teagan? Teagan! [ The man on the camera is young, handsome, and looking a bit put out to be where he is. This isn't his castle! What is this place? He's also sort of looking away from the screen, not fully aware he's broadcasting. He mostly thinks he's talking to himself. ]
Okay, hah hah, very funny, you've had your joke, now where are you? And where am I? I'm sure I've got a very important meeting with someone who will be very angry when I don't show up - not that I care much if I'm making the Orlesians angry, it's sort of funny when their faces get all red and they start trying not to swear, but still...
Have I been kidnapped? Has someone kidnapped me? I'm pretty sure kidnapping the king is treason. I can have your head for that. [ He doesn't sound so much angry as... vaguely confused and disoriented. ] Off with your head. Whenever I figure out who you are, I suppose.
Broadcast: Fleetwide; mostly accidental.
Action: On the Marsiva!
When: Now? Now. Sure, now.
Teagan? Teagan! [ The man on the camera is young, handsome, and looking a bit put out to be where he is. This isn't his castle! What is this place? He's also sort of looking away from the screen, not fully aware he's broadcasting. He mostly thinks he's talking to himself. ]
Okay, hah hah, very funny, you've had your joke, now where are you? And where am I? I'm sure I've got a very important meeting with someone who will be very angry when I don't show up - not that I care much if I'm making the Orlesians angry, it's sort of funny when their faces get all red and they start trying not to swear, but still...
Have I been kidnapped? Has someone kidnapped me? I'm pretty sure kidnapping the king is treason. I can have your head for that. [ He doesn't sound so much angry as... vaguely confused and disoriented. ] Off with your head. Whenever I figure out who you are, I suppose.
video;
His life is terrible. ]
I mean, the punch probably hurt me more than it did the qunari.
[ Thanks for the conversational out, Varric. He's going to have to deal with that bombshell on his own time. ]
video;
[He's being a bit sarcastic with that last part, but it's true to a point. They did make up! They were friends before, anyway. Ish. As much as you can be friends with Sten.]
There's a dusty bar on the Iskaulit whenever you get shuttle access. There's beer and food, and I've got cards. Just... think about it.
[Varric always looks after his people.]
video;
[ He looks at the dwarf for a moment, as if assessing his words. He seems... surprisingly genuine. Sort of rare, for the people who only know him as Your Majesty. He's inclined to believe Varric. ]
...Thanks. I might take you up on that.
video;
They say the guy who runs the other bar is a demon-worshiper, just in case you were inclined to check out the 'nicer' one instead.
[But he smiles.]
I'll see you when I see you.
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