oo1; accidental video/action

[theirinurpants]

Who: Alistair and YOU?!
Broadcast: Fleetwide; mostly accidental.
Action: On the Marsiva!
When: Now? Now. Sure, now.

Teagan? Teagan! [ The man on the camera is young, handsome, and looking a bit put out to be where he is. This isn't his castle! What is this place? He's also sort of looking away from the screen, not fully aware he's broadcasting. He mostly thinks he's talking to himself. ]

Okay, hah hah, very funny, you've had your joke, now where are you? And where am I? I'm sure I've got a very important meeting with someone who will be very angry when I don't show up - not that I care much if I'm making the Orlesians angry, it's sort of funny when their faces get all red and they start trying not to swear, but still...

Have I been kidnapped? Has someone kidnapped me? I'm pretty sure kidnapping the king is treason. I can have your head for that. [ He doesn't sound so much angry as... vaguely confused and disoriented. ] Off with your head. Whenever I figure out who you are, I suppose.

Comments

Re: Video

[tallasaking]

...From what I have heard? I am starting to think that is precisely what happened.

[Although it is said with a faint smirk.]]

Video

[theirinurpants]

It makes as much sense as anything else here!

Re: Video

[tallasaking]

My dear Alistair, you are going to quickly find that nothing makes sense here.

Video

[theirinurpants]

Oh, I've noticed. I have definitely noticed.

Re: Video

[tallasaking]

Just remember this ... more than likely someone will help you out, and there is always booze somewhere.

Video

[theirinurpants]

Well, that's good. I need as much of both of those as I can get, I think.

Thanks, by the way. For your help.

Video

[tallasaking]

Oh, trust me, we both do.

I have done nothing but be amusing. And point out there is liquor.

Video

[theirinurpants]

Well, that's still a big help. Especially the liquor part.

Re: Video

[tallasaking]

Oh trust me, that has been a help to just about everyone here, I would wager.