Chocolate-flavored Dessert Cream on the House

[thespaceopera]

[The bunks are filling up, but the new faces just keep appearing!

Are you a travel-weary passenger having trouble keeping your crew roster straight? Perhaps you are a fresh new recruit, finding themselves dumped into a new (and much less shiny) home. Or, maybe you've been around for a little bit and just haven't bothered meeting the other weirdos on this ship yet--what is their problem, anyway?

Well, this is the place for you!

All new passengers from the last few Shuffles, especially those who haven't met their crews yet, are welcome to post starter-comments here to invite those living on and visiting your ship to come and interact. Newbies could be just arriving on the ship, busying around where others can find them, or you can offering multiple options for interaction--however you'd like to set up your thread is fine. Just make sure to include the name of your ship in the header, so your crewmates can easily find you!

Everyone else-- go meet those newbies! Whether they are new to your own crew, or on ships you frequently visit, now is a great time to bump into them.]

Comments

[pneumo]

[ And Sascha seats himself down in a similar fashion, legs crossed underneath him now as he blinks a little and cants his head. ]

Is that someone on the ship...?

[amicably_absent]

No. I don't think so? What ship is that?

[pneumo]

We're on the SS Golden right now!

[amicably_absent]

I... don't know what that is.

But with access to a small metal kiln I could probably make some new wire and improve the energy transference from the engine...

[pneumo]

Wait...what? That's not what I'm talking about. [ Why is he suddenly talking about kilns...?? ]

[amicably_absent]

It's not?

... do I know you?

[pneumo]

Wh... Sascha...! We slept together! [ In the literal sense of the word. ]

[amicably_absent]

Excuse me!

[Glitch clutches his hands to his chest.]

I am not that sort of gentleman, thank you!

[pneumo]

Are too...! We cuddled for at least four hours! Until you pushed me off and started yelling.

And talking about burning stuff.

[amicably_absent]

I was asleep! That, that, that is sexual harassment there, young man! Of an unconscious person!

[Burning comment is ignored, clearly this is more important.]

[pneumo]

What do you think we did while we slept...?! [ The burning is completely necessary???? ]

[amicably_absent]

I don't know! I don't know that you were asleep! You filthy, filthy... sleeping person cuddler!

[pneumo]

I'm clean...! I bathe once a day!

And what's wrong with cuddling anyway??? It's nice!

[amicably_absent]

It's-

It's-

[What is wrong with cuddling? Aside from the occasional elbow in the side.

He tilts his head and then smiles, slightly vacant.]

Hi! Do I know you?

[pneumo]

.... [ Wait, what? Is this guy pulling his leg or something? They just went through this. Twice. There's no way he doesn't remember him--he's looking right at him. ]

No, no no no--back up. You didn't seriously forget me did you??

[amicably_absent]

What? We have? I'm sorry, I glitch sometimes, I forget things.

[His expression seems to be genuine confusion, a little bit lost.]

[pneumo]

[ And a little bizarre, honestly. Sascha's not exactly sure what to think here as his brow furrows a little with incomprehension. ]

You forget...meeting people? When they're right in front of you??

[amicably_absent]

... yes.

They took out most of my brain and it caused some problems. Caused some problems.

[His fingers are twisting around one another.]

[pneumo]

I'd say it caused more than a few... [ That guy just repeated himself. Didn't he. ]

You don't remember anything.

[amicably_absent]

[Glitch looks at him for a moment and then realisation hits. His eyes go wide and he points accusingly.]

You're the sleep snuggler!

[Well done, Sascha, you've made enough of an impression that he's going to remember you with prompting. As that guy who cuddled him without his permission in his sleep.]

[pneumo]

[ ...You know, that's better than any of the other possible things he could be remembered for. He'll take it. ]

--Sascha!!

[amicably_absent]

Cuddling on sleeping people snuggler!

[More accusatory finger pointing happens.]

You can't just- just- cuddle strangers when they're sleeping! I know that, and I only have half a brain!

[pneumo]

Yes you can...! It's called being friendly! Getting to know someone! [ Being a lonely, lonely vampire. ]

[amicably_absent]

No! No, no, no, friendly is introducing yourself, shaking hands, exchanging names and favourite philosophers Not cuddling them while they're asleep and not consenting!

You have to ask! A lot of people don't like being touched so intimately!

[Especially being spooned. Not cool. Not cool.]

[pneumo]

[ But being the big spoon is just so comfy.... ]

Sascha. [ That's one out of four for the third time. So it's basically 3/4 now right?? ]