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[misterprongs]

Who: James Potter [misterprongs]
Broadcast: Fleetwide!
Action: U.S.S. Paisley.
When: Now!

[ james has been on the fleet for some time now, and has gotten into a routine. said routine has been shifted about slightly, due to their landing on the station. he's been working and exploring the city and trying out half a dozen things that he probably shouldn't, but for now, he's decided to embark on an entirely different adventure. ]

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ε=ε=┏( ・＿・)┛

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ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ*̫͡*ʔ-̫͡-ʔ

(,,꒪꒫꒪,,)

!!Σ(ﾟДﾟ;≡≡≡≡≡ヾ(;ﾟдﾟ)/

－(゜Д゜;)-ン! ＼| ￣ヘ￣|／

＼| ￣ヘ￣|／ ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ*̫͡*ʔ-̫͡-ʔ

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Comments

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[helladoomed]

no jesus that is too much emoji

any is too much and you have ALL OF IT

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[misterprongs]

What do you mean, ANY is too much?

These things are brilliant.

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[helladoomed]

they're hella awful

[Someone might be an anti-emoji bigot.]

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[misterprongs]

(╯︵╰,)

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[helladoomed]

Uuuuuuuuugh

You're as bad as Max.

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[misterprongs]

I rather like Max, I'll take the compliment.

Are you from her world, then?

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[helladoomed]

She's awesome she just doesn't know her emoji limit either.

yup. I'm Chloe.

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[misterprongs]

Nice to meet you, Chloe! I'm James, pilot of the Paisley. Or one of the pilots, anyway.

I'll have to encourage her emoji usage, then. I feel left out.

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[helladoomed]

That's cool. I gotta swing by and see it and decide if you're all cool enough to be her friends

So far man, you're not doing a great job.

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[misterprongs]

For one, rude.

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[misterprongs]

For another, I can assure you that the Paisley is, without a doubt, the best ship int he Fleet, if only for the fact that we've got three wizards and a Jedi. Plus Stefan and Kirito.

And Max.

And Loki, but we ignore him.

And some new folks I haven't met yet, but I'm certain they're better than Loki.

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[helladoomed]

It's not rude if you're making a shitty impression man!

Sure I guess it sounds cool enough. still not really sure what I think of wizards that sounds hella weird. max claims it's true though so whatevs

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[misterprongs]

Well, you're talking to one of them.

I'd show you but you insulted my foray into emojis.

Text; I constantly feel the need to apologize for chloe.

[helladoomed]

Yeah, you said. And you still aren't winning any points dude

you're a wizard?

Text; lmfao no she's great

[misterprongs]

Indeed.

A wizard with a sense of humor, as it were.

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[helladoomed]

But still. wizard.

hocus pokus and allakazam and shit?

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[misterprongs]

Less Hocus Pocus and more Wingardium Leviosa and Accio.

It's not quite as quick as Muggles make it out to be.

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[helladoomed]

The fuck is a muggle?

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[misterprongs]

Non-magical folks.

AKA: Someone who would ask what a Muggle is.

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[helladoomed]

So like a wizard slur for non-wizards.

Are you a non-wizard racist mr wizard?

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[misterprongs]

{ wHAT ]

What? No! Of course not.

It's not a slur at all, it's on the same level as witch or wizard. It's not offensive, or used offensively.

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[helladoomed]

Uh huh

So you've never gone 'oh she's just a muggle' when talking about a one of us normal people?

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[misterprongs]

No! Of course not.

I mean, some wizards are like that, but they're a bunch of idiots.

And why's magic considered "not normal"?

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[helladoomed]

Hm

[Most skeptical text message ever.]

...because it's a superpower?

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[misterprongs]

Flattered, but it's not. Witches and wizards are as common as muggles. Not a superpower, and not abnormal.

Sounds like a really ridiculous blanket assumption to make, to me.

[ you know like assuming a word is a racial slur ]