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[goldenglasses]

Who: Vash
Broadcast: Video
Action: At a nice restaurant
When: Evening

[When the credits froze Vash was alright. He had some funds he couldn't get to because of it, but he had also had plenty of money squirreled away. The idea of 'invisible' money always seemed a bit odd to him anyway.

But what he did know is that some may not have done the same thing. While there was still plenty of food it would be what was on the ship and that stuff got bland fast. Besides, the ships were a bit crowded anyway.

Which is why he was turning on the video feature now. He clears his throat and puts on his most "charming" smile.]

Lovelies of the Fleet! It is simply terrible that our money has been taken from us through no fault of our own! Leaving us stuck with the terrible slop they call food on these ships!

But worry not! Your hero Vash has saved some away and is of course always willing to share with you lovelies! Looking for something a bit more tasty tonight. I, your lovely, handsome, and gracious host; Vash the St-[No, wait. Trying to NOT to be seen as criminal now.] Stupendous would be happy to take you on a lovely date tonight!

Simply meet me at the The Solar Garden! I'll be sure to reserve a nice table in the back for two or more~~~

All I ask in return is a bit of conversation and your company. Although fair warning; you'll likely want to thank me in other ways. Like an offering of dessert after dinner which I will be more than happy to accept!

[And there he'll end it and be waiting at The Solar Garden. A restaurant he has heard is a popular place for date night in this part of space.

This is obviously the perfect plan for a date. Totally no way this could go wrong and guys would show up, right? Or kids. Or people who know exactly what Vash is actually trying to do and will just troll the heck out of him, right?]

Comments

[namisan]

Long legs, tall, a big rack, and hot lips. Gosh, I seem to fit that bill nicely.

[goldenglasses]

What can I say? You do! And while I don't put too much preference in looks who doesn't love a redhead?

[Even if currently his type is actually, short, dark haired, and yells at him a lot.]

[goldenglasses]

So will I see you there tonight for dinner?

[namisan]

Hmm, you could do. Do you mind if I bring some equally hot friends?

[goldenglasses]

Are you kidding! Of course you can!

[namisan]

Great! I'll be down once I've rustled up the masses.

[The mun hereby apologises for any random trolls that may turn up, Vash. Nami sure doesn't. She'll be down herself in a while.]

[goldenglasses]

[And this mun humbly accepts all troll of every age and size!]

Prefect! I can't wait to see your new hair style in person!

[namisan]

[She'll take her sweet time getting there. And you can bet she'll have sent people on ahead of her, or people who willt rail after her. Oh, and anyone who looks particularly hungry in the station itself? Yeah, she'll send those too like the troll she is.

When she does finally front, she's injury-free despite the brawl the day before, with a winning grin as she sits on the edge of his table.]

You look a little exhausted. Still up to this?

[goldenglasses]

[Despite being tired Vash still manages to pull out an amused smile.] Are you kidding, I could go all night! How about you?

[namisan]

Fresh as a daisy! And hungry to boot. [She flops down in an available chair, grinning at him over her hands.] So. What're my options?

[goldenglasses]

Well, can I see that for a second? [Vash turns the menu around to face him for a moment.] Alright, just don't pick this, this, this, and anything more expensive than this now, okay?

Otherwise I may end up washing the dishes here.

[namisan]

Really? You asked me on a date with limits? Vash, that's not very gentlemanly of you.

[goldenglasses]

[Vash just grins, unashamed.] Sorry! Maybe if you had been a bit here a bit earlier I wouldn't have had to put limits on it.

[namisan]

So now it's my fault?

Wow, Vash. I thought we could have a good meal, but I guess there won't be any dessert after all.

[Private]

[flameandpassion]

Rob him blind, Nami.

[ dryly

DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY ]

[Private]

[namisan]

Oh, I intend to. You know, he's making that invitation awfully vague.

[Private]

[flameandpassion]

He is, isn't he?

[ DRAG HIM NAMI ]

Wouldn't be surprised if half the station showed up for free food, men, women, and aliens included.

[Private]

[namisan]

Well, what can I say? I know a lot of broke hungry people.

Or at least those who'd be willing to pretend.

[Private]

[flameandpassion]

[ a short laugh ]

Well, if he's so willing, then far be it for me to tell people not to go, right?

He might find his true love.

[Private]

[namisan]

Exactly! In fact, I know someone who might fit the bill perfectly. Our tactical guy has been pretty bored of late.

[He's also short, dark, and hairy.]

[Private]

[flameandpassion]

I'd volunteer some of the women on my ship, but I like them too much to force them through this stupidity.

[ though rei is sure furiosa would kill this kid and rei would watch with hilarious satisfaction ]

[Private]

[namisan]

Hey, which ship are you on? [INCIDENTALLY. She doesn't know.]

[Private]

[flameandpassion]

Ah -- the First Breath.

I was going to transfer to Haruka and Michiru's ship, but with everything over-capacity and... bizarre right now, I think I'll wait it out here to figure out what I want to do.

[Private]

[namisan]

Yeah, we're over capacity too. Cas is using my room when I'm not sleeping, because I'm usually out otherwise. [Handy when the angel doesn't sleep and all. Also SORRY VASH WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS HERE.]

[Private]

[flameandpassion]

He doesn't have to sleep, anymore. So that works out well, for you guys.

[ why couldn't she be on your cool ship man :( ]