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Who: Vash
Broadcast: Video
Action: At a nice restaurant
When: Evening

[When the credits froze Vash was alright. He had some funds he couldn't get to because of it, but he had also had plenty of money squirreled away. The idea of 'invisible' money always seemed a bit odd to him anyway.

But what he did know is that some may not have done the same thing. While there was still plenty of food it would be what was on the ship and that stuff got bland fast. Besides, the ships were a bit crowded anyway.

Which is why he was turning on the video feature now. He clears his throat and puts on his most "charming" smile.]

Lovelies of the Fleet! It is simply terrible that our money has been taken from us through no fault of our own! Leaving us stuck with the terrible slop they call food on these ships!

But worry not! Your hero Vash has saved some away and is of course always willing to share with you lovelies! Looking for something a bit more tasty tonight. I, your lovely, handsome, and gracious host; Vash the St-[No, wait. Trying to NOT to be seen as criminal now.] Stupendous would be happy to take you on a lovely date tonight!

Simply meet me at the The Solar Garden! I'll be sure to reserve a nice table in the back for two or more~~~

All I ask in return is a bit of conversation and your company. Although fair warning; you'll likely want to thank me in other ways. Like an offering of dessert after dinner which I will be more than happy to accept!

[And there he'll end it and be waiting at The Solar Garden. A restaurant he has heard is a popular place for date night in this part of space.

This is obviously the perfect plan for a date. Totally no way this could go wrong and guys would show up, right? Or kids. Or people who know exactly what Vash is actually trying to do and will just troll the heck out of him, right?]

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Are you asking literally everyone in the Fleet out on a date?

I think I'll pass. [No offense, man. He likes you just the way you are... in the platonic sense.]

By the way, if you're gonna ask everyone out? You might want a bigger table.

Long legs, tall, a big rack, and hot lips. Gosh, I seem to fit that bill nicely.

This is how you ask for dates? [Giving you the most "are-you-kidding-me" look she can muster, sir.]

...And why isn't gravity working on your hair?

... "Stupendous"? Really?

[ you're like suoh tamaki on speed ]

.... is this a joke.

[ seriously

is this a joke ]

Just a conversation? That's it? [Tilting her head curiously.]

Um, pardon me but I have my doubts about this.

[It sounds so fishy!!]

Edited 2016-02-06 02:34 (UTC)

Sorry, did you just call yourself the Stupendous entirely non-ironically?

[Nami sent him with an explanation of "trolling" and "free food" and he was sold on the entire thing.

He hasn't met Vash, but he's easy to find based off Nami's description, so he walks straight up, looking up at him from way too close in his personal space.]

I don't put out on the first date, got me?

Edited 2016-02-06 02:59 (UTC)

I graciously accept your invitation, Vash the Stupendous. [ She doesn't flinch at the title one bit considering there are some who call themselves Bug Girl and The Heart Of The Party in Eorzea. ]

Afraid I have no sweets on hand however.

[Blame Nami for this one, too- because Kirito just can't refuse a good tease, and a bit of playful payback for his friends. Plus, you know, free food.

So he saunters right over and flops down in the chair across from Vash's spot, grabbing the menu without so much as a hello.]

Alright! What's for dinner?

Okay, I can't say I'm very experienced in this sort of thing, but I'm not sure asking the entire fleet out to dinner with you is the best way to go about this...

[ But what does he know, he's never been on a date. ]

Well, now this place feels more like home.

[She doesn't even notice the slip of using home when she's actually talking about Eudio, the city she lived in before this - it granted wishes for the low, low price of physical intimacy, so blatant mass come-ons like this were nothing to blink at (even if his is wildly more self-congratulating and gregarious than anything she saw there). It actually makes her smile, as tacky as it is.]

The food really is getting unbearable fast, and you've made quite a case for yourself, Mr. Stupendous. I've only got one question - are you always this lively, or only when you're advertising? Because to be quite honest, I could use a good dose of lively.

[Disgusted. Noise.]

Charming.

[here's a classy young lady. She certainly looks interested, if her smile is anything to judge by.]

That's quite gentlemanly of you. Is the offer still open?

I don't require food, but your invitation is kind, nonetheless. I would, however, be willing to offer my assistance, if you required it.

[Seriously offered, even if he's missed the undertone of the invitation.]

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