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driftfleet2016-02-06 10:14 am
goldenglasses) wrote in driftfleet2016-02-06 10:14 am
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Who: Vash
Broadcast: Video
Action: At a nice restaurant
When: Evening
[When the credits froze Vash was alright. He had some funds he couldn't get to because of it, but he had also had plenty of money squirreled away. The idea of 'invisible' money always seemed a bit odd to him anyway.
But what he did know is that some may not have done the same thing. While there was still plenty of food it would be what was on the ship and that stuff got bland fast. Besides, the ships were a bit crowded anyway.
Which is why he was turning on the video feature now. He clears his throat and puts on his most "charming" smile.]
Lovelies of the Fleet! It is simply terrible that our money has been taken from us through no fault of our own! Leaving us stuck with the terrible slop they call food on these ships!
But worry not! Your hero Vash has saved some away and is of course always willing to share with you lovelies! Looking for something a bit more tasty tonight. I, your lovely, handsome, and gracious host; Vash the St-[No, wait. Trying to NOT to be seen as criminal now.] Stupendous would be happy to take you on a lovely date tonight!
Simply meet me at the The Solar Garden! I'll be sure to reserve a nice table in the back for two or more~~~
All I ask in return is a bit of conversation and your company. Although fair warning; you'll likely want to thank me in other ways. Like an offering of dessert after dinner which I will be more than happy to accept!
[And there he'll end it and be waiting at The Solar Garden. A restaurant he has heard is a popular place for date night in this part of space.
This is obviously the perfect plan for a date. Totally no way this could go wrong and guys would show up, right? Or kids. Or people who know exactly what Vash is actually trying to do and will just troll the heck out of him, right?]
Broadcast: Video
Action: At a nice restaurant
When: Evening
[When the credits froze Vash was alright. He had some funds he couldn't get to because of it, but he had also had plenty of money squirreled away. The idea of 'invisible' money always seemed a bit odd to him anyway.
But what he did know is that some may not have done the same thing. While there was still plenty of food it would be what was on the ship and that stuff got bland fast. Besides, the ships were a bit crowded anyway.
Which is why he was turning on the video feature now. He clears his throat and puts on his most "charming" smile.]
Lovelies of the Fleet! It is simply terrible that our money has been taken from us through no fault of our own! Leaving us stuck with the terrible slop they call food on these ships!
But worry not! Your hero Vash has saved some away and is of course always willing to share with you lovelies! Looking for something a bit more tasty tonight. I, your lovely, handsome, and gracious host; Vash the St-[No, wait. Trying to NOT to be seen as criminal now.] Stupendous would be happy to take you on a lovely date tonight!
Simply meet me at the The Solar Garden! I'll be sure to reserve a nice table in the back for two or more~~~
All I ask in return is a bit of conversation and your company. Although fair warning; you'll likely want to thank me in other ways. Like an offering of dessert after dinner which I will be more than happy to accept!
[And there he'll end it and be waiting at The Solar Garden. A restaurant he has heard is a popular place for date night in this part of space.
This is obviously the perfect plan for a date. Totally no way this could go wrong and guys would show up, right? Or kids. Or people who know exactly what Vash is actually trying to do and will just troll the heck out of him, right?]
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[Right.]
I didn't think about that.
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[he's not gonna groan, he's not gonna groan, he's not-- he's groaning]
Just - be careful next time?
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Maybe, but you never know with these people. Good luck with your bar tab.
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[Said until he runs out of money to buy donuts with later.]
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If you say so.
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[The less people that know about him and Alex, the better. After a hesitant pause, because his curiosity has gotten him piqued:] Let me know how it goes. I'm sure you'll have a... ["hilarious"] interesting time.
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Then you definitely will. [Just in case, he'll... actually set some money aside for doughnut debt...] I'll let you go. Get back to preparing and all that.
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