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[goldenglasses]

Who: Vash
Broadcast: Video
Action: At a nice restaurant
When: Evening

[When the credits froze Vash was alright. He had some funds he couldn't get to because of it, but he had also had plenty of money squirreled away. The idea of 'invisible' money always seemed a bit odd to him anyway.

But what he did know is that some may not have done the same thing. While there was still plenty of food it would be what was on the ship and that stuff got bland fast. Besides, the ships were a bit crowded anyway.

Which is why he was turning on the video feature now. He clears his throat and puts on his most "charming" smile.]

Lovelies of the Fleet! It is simply terrible that our money has been taken from us through no fault of our own! Leaving us stuck with the terrible slop they call food on these ships!

But worry not! Your hero Vash has saved some away and is of course always willing to share with you lovelies! Looking for something a bit more tasty tonight. I, your lovely, handsome, and gracious host; Vash the St-[No, wait. Trying to NOT to be seen as criminal now.] Stupendous would be happy to take you on a lovely date tonight!

Simply meet me at the The Solar Garden! I'll be sure to reserve a nice table in the back for two or more~~~

All I ask in return is a bit of conversation and your company. Although fair warning; you'll likely want to thank me in other ways. Like an offering of dessert after dinner which I will be more than happy to accept!

[And there he'll end it and be waiting at The Solar Garden. A restaurant he has heard is a popular place for date night in this part of space.

This is obviously the perfect plan for a date. Totally no way this could go wrong and guys would show up, right? Or kids. Or people who know exactly what Vash is actually trying to do and will just troll the heck out of him, right?]

Comments

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[alwayscomeback]

...

Are you asking literally everyone in the Fleet out on a date?

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[goldenglasses]

What? No! Of course not! Just the pretty girls of course! [Duh, everyone know lovelies = pretty girls.]

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[stefanged]

I think I'll pass. [No offense, man. He likes you just the way you are... in the platonic sense.]

By the way, if you're gonna ask everyone out? You might want a bigger table.

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[goldenglasses]

Wait, what. What would make you think I was asking out you? I mean the lovely ladies of the fleet!

[Oh god, Sokka may have a point.]

[namisan]

Long legs, tall, a big rack, and hot lips. Gosh, I seem to fit that bill nicely.

[goldenglasses]

What can I say? You do! And while I don't put too much preference in looks who doesn't love a redhead?

[Even if currently his type is actually, short, dark haired, and yells at him a lot.]

[goldenglasses]

So will I see you there tonight for dinner?

[Private]

[flameandpassion]

Rob him blind, Nami.

[ dryly

DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY ]

[passingthrough]

This is how you ask for dates? [Giving you the most "are-you-kidding-me" look she can muster, sir.]

...And why isn't gravity working on your hair?

[goldenglasses]

What can I say, I have a flare for grand gestures.

And lots of practice with good hair products. Which I should actually maybe stock up on while we're here.

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[experiencepoints]

... "Stupendous"? Really?

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[goldenglasses]

The one and only!

[Yes. He knows it's stupid, but it was the first thing to come into his mind so as long as no one from home isn't around he's going to own it!]

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[flameandpassion]

[ you're like suoh tamaki on speed ]

.... is this a joke.

[ seriously

is this a joke ]

[Video]

[goldenglasses]

The only joke is how broken my heart will be if someone as beautiful as you doesn't show up!

And it wouldn't be a very funny joke, but a very sad one!

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[repths]

Just a conversation? That's it? [Tilting her head curiously.]

Um, pardon me but I have my doubts about this.

[It sounds so fishy!!]

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[goldenglasses]

Well, that's where it will start and all I expect, but trust me. You'll want to thank me in many more ways I'm sure.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Sorry, did you just call yourself the Stupendous entirely non-ironically?

[goldenglasses]

Well, to be honest, I'm much more than just stupendous, but I didn't want to overload the pretties to start with.

[So in answer? Yes. Yes, he did.]

[action]

[bb_wolf]

[Nami sent him with an explanation of "trolling" and "free food" and he was sold on the entire thing.

He hasn't met Vash, but he's easy to find based off Nami's description, so he walks straight up, looking up at him from way too close in his personal space.]

I don't put out on the first date, got me?

[action]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is standing outside the restaurant with a shit eating grin on his face. He recognizes Bigby as a face he's seen on the comms now and then, but doesn't think too much at first. He's seen other people of the fleet walk back and...

...and wait, this guy though seems to be walking right towards him. Why was he... oh crap. He couldn't could-- yup. Yup. He's right in his personal bubble now.

And then he says that. Vash is so flabbergasted he doesn't even move an inch, but his face is a mixture of utter confusion and terror.]

HUH!?

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[discessum]

I graciously accept your invitation, Vash the Stupendous. [ She doesn't flinch at the title one bit considering there are some who call themselves Bug Girl and The Heart Of The Party in Eorzea. ]

Afraid I have no sweets on hand however.

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[goldenglasses]

[Wh- wait. Seriously? Score! This might not turn out as disastrous as Sokka suggested after all!]

That's okay! I'm sure we might be able to work something else out later! I look forward to seeing you!

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[huaaaaagh]

[Blame Nami for this one, too- because Kirito just can't refuse a good tease, and a bit of playful payback for his friends. Plus, you know, free food.

So he saunters right over and flops down in the chair across from Vash's spot, grabbing the menu without so much as a hello.]

Alright! What's for dinner?

action; - if he's not actually suppose to dressed like the icon let me know

[goldenglasses]

[Well, at least this one was a bit better than the last Nami sent at him. Kirito at least looks the part. So Vash brightens and doesn't seem to mind in the slightest that there hasn't been a hello. He was starting to expect he might have been ditched.]

Whatever you'd like! Tonight is for enjoyment of your taste buds and maybe even more later on. It's been awhile since I've seen you anyway!

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[theirinurpants]

Okay, I can't say I'm very experienced in this sort of thing, but I'm not sure asking the entire fleet out to dinner with you is the best way to go about this...

[ But what does he know, he's never been on a date. ]

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[goldenglasses]

What!? No! I'm not asking the whole fleet out! Just the pretty ones of the female type!

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[nulliverse]

Well, now this place feels more like home.

[She doesn't even notice the slip of using home when she's actually talking about Eudio, the city she lived in before this - it granted wishes for the low, low price of physical intimacy, so blatant mass come-ons like this were nothing to blink at (even if his is wildly more self-congratulating and gregarious than anything she saw there). It actually makes her smile, as tacky as it is.]

The food really is getting unbearable fast, and you've made quite a case for yourself, Mr. Stupendous. I've only got one question - are you always this lively, or only when you're advertising? Because to be quite honest, I could use a good dose of lively.

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[goldenglasses]

If lively is what you need then I'm the perfect candidate. In fact, I've been told I should change my middle name to lively. And if this place doesn't suit you after dinner then maybe we could find a bar or someplace to better suit you after.

[openhands]

[Disgusted. Noise.]

Charming.

[goldenglasses]

Why thank you! [He's so proud of himself.]

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[incousinswithyou]

[here's a classy young lady. She certainly looks interested, if her smile is anything to judge by.]

That's quite gentlemanly of you. Is the offer still open?

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[goldenglasses]

For you? Always! Whenever you want! I could meet you right now if you're hungry!

[thezerothlaw]

I don't require food, but your invitation is kind, nonetheless. I would, however, be willing to offer my assistance, if you required it.

[Seriously offered, even if he's missed the undertone of the invitation.]

PHONE! I wasn't ready to psot yet!

[goldenglasses]

Wha-- I wasn't inviting you. Just the lovelies of the fleet. You know, the babes?

Although if you want to help pay for their meals I'm always happy to accept.

[As he's starting to wonder if this will be getting expensive.]