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[goldenglasses]

Who: Vash
Broadcast: Video
Action: At a nice restaurant
When: Evening

[When the credits froze Vash was alright. He had some funds he couldn't get to because of it, but he had also had plenty of money squirreled away. The idea of 'invisible' money always seemed a bit odd to him anyway.

But what he did know is that some may not have done the same thing. While there was still plenty of food it would be what was on the ship and that stuff got bland fast. Besides, the ships were a bit crowded anyway.

Which is why he was turning on the video feature now. He clears his throat and puts on his most "charming" smile.]

Lovelies of the Fleet! It is simply terrible that our money has been taken from us through no fault of our own! Leaving us stuck with the terrible slop they call food on these ships!

But worry not! Your hero Vash has saved some away and is of course always willing to share with you lovelies! Looking for something a bit more tasty tonight. I, your lovely, handsome, and gracious host; Vash the St-[No, wait. Trying to NOT to be seen as criminal now.] Stupendous would be happy to take you on a lovely date tonight!

Simply meet me at the The Solar Garden! I'll be sure to reserve a nice table in the back for two or more~~~

All I ask in return is a bit of conversation and your company. Although fair warning; you'll likely want to thank me in other ways. Like an offering of dessert after dinner which I will be more than happy to accept!

[And there he'll end it and be waiting at The Solar Garden. A restaurant he has heard is a popular place for date night in this part of space.

This is obviously the perfect plan for a date. Totally no way this could go wrong and guys would show up, right? Or kids. Or people who know exactly what Vash is actually trying to do and will just troll the heck out of him, right?]

Comments

[bb_wolf]

Nope. My sole exception would be something like me. Maybe.

And you're not like me.

[goldenglasses]

Fair enough then. And I don't, by the way. Have cooties that is. I've had my cootie shots!

[Why, yes. Vash is 120+ years old. Why do you feel the need to ask.]

[bb_wolf]

...

[Is the food worth the idiocy?

... yes. For now.]

What are you, six?

[goldenglasses]

Give or take a couple [Hundred.] years.

[bb_wolf]

[Bigby rolls his eyes and picks up the menu, flicking through. He has no idea what half this stuff is.

How can he read this? Is this the implant too?]

You eaten here before?

[goldenglasses]

Nope. But it seemed a nice place to take classy ladies.

And gruff assholes.

[bb_wolf]

[Bigby toasts that with his water glass.]

I just want some basic meat.

[goldenglasses]

I'd suggest a steak then. They have those here at least.

[bb_wolf]

Hm. [He looks for something promising and taps his finger on it.]

Hope they have a decent whiskey.

[goldenglasses]

You know what? I'm not sure. I think it's more a wine and champagne kinda place. I was looking to impress women tonight.

[bb_wolf]

Yeah, probably.

I fucking hate wine and champagne. Might stick to water.

[goldenglasses]

Water is fine by me! Drink on up! [Seeing as if he gets tap it's free! Even better for his wallet.]

[bb_wolf]

I want purified, otherwise all I can taste is chemicals. Recycled water is bad enough on the ship.

[goldenglasses]

Aw. Really. Are you sure? I mean, tap water can have a nice taste to it! Unique even each place you go. You might like it!

[bb_wolf]

[You're getting a look, Vash. An unhappy look.]

If you prefer, I can start ordering expensive wine.

[goldenglasses]

What?! I was joking! Just a joke! Who ever finds tap water better than purified! Purified the only water I'd drink myself! Good for you! Drink it right up!

[bb_wolf]

[Bigby gives a tight, pointed smile.

Water will still be a lot cheaper than anything else. Even if he refuses that tap crap.]

I hope the next stop is a decent fucking planet. Not recycled air and water.

[goldenglasses]

Man, I hope so too. I get a bit stir crazy without some room to stretch my legs in. I miss feeling sunlight on my skin.

[bb_wolf]

I miss the smell of sunlight on grass. It's a distinct smell.

Of the scent of the earth before rain.

[goldenglasses]

Does the smell changed depending on the planet for you?

[bb_wolf]

... Don't know. Last place smelt a lot like Earth.

Looked like parts of it as well.

[goldenglasses]

Were you around for the desert planet?

[bb_wolf]

No. And I'm not very familiar with deserts anyway.

[goldenglasses]

Nothing really worth wanting to be familiar with.

But the last place smelled a lot like Earth? Never been to Earth myself, but so many people are from there and all the stories I heard of the place, [-before coming to the fleet.] I've always been curious as to what the place was like.

[bb_wolf]

Earth is a lot of things. Has to do with the... planetary tilt, thing. Makes seasons. And lots of different temperatures and humidities, or something.

There's deserts. Blasted, scorching deserts. And swamps so wet that the air itself is thick with water and hard to breathe.