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V. Important Requests

Who: Katie and anyone
Broadcast: Fleet
Action: The Vanquish if you want
When: 10 Feb

Dear Atrama, Can we please visit a planet with beaches next? I keep meeting people who haven't seen one and that's terrible. It's actually a crime where I come from. Please don't let anyone get arrested. I believe in you. Also if you take requests can I have my cat please. And some chalk and I was meant to have a sword I think I could be wrong. It's a short silver gold magical IT'S A LIGHTSABER A RED ONE Either that or just give me Mihawks.

[GO BIG OR GO HOME]

Please thank you love Dorothy.

[This has been a totally efficient use of your communicator, Katie, gj.]

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well you seem to think that little kids can't ever use swords that's just thinking all little kids are the same do you know how many little kids start training in all sorts of interesting things at a very young age? You're really not very bright are you maybe you should get to know some little kids before you tell them off for wanting a sword

[Proper punctuation who cares, she's pissy.]

It's not a matter of that little kids can't use swords, it's that they shouldn't have to. Kids are supposed to be KIDS.

I'm sorry that you come from some place so messed up that you don't get to be a kid, but you still don't need a sword here. You're going to have to settle with being a kid here and leaving that stuff to the grown-ups.

[He almost had her. They shouldn't have to. Katie's a special case, centuries of treading the same path, and the I'm sorry makes her wonder if he's actually really nice.

...AND THEN YOU GO AND ADD THAT LAST PART.]

The grown-ups? You mean the ones that like to pull knives on little girls because they threw a snowball? THOSE grown-ups? I feel much more protected already.

Who the hellck pulled a knife on you?

[He skeptical just given how much she lies, but he should at least hear her out if she's going to make a claim like that.]

A tree hater. Or nobody at all. I'm a liar after all.

[Joseph switches this over to a private message.]

You have a bad habit of lying, so yeah. I'm going to be a lot more skeptical when you start talking. But if someone was trying to hurt you, I want to know about it. That's not okay.

[Awkward. She was angry at the idea adults will all protect her, but she's already dealt with the knife incident in her own fashion. Which she can't tell him. She doesn't want to get Max in trouble, even if he is a jerk.

She appreciates what he's trying to do, though, so now she just feels bad. It's a long time before she responds.]

Nobody did I mean they could have not all adults are nice people but I was just mad forget I said it

I'm pretty sure you're lying right now, but [He doesn't want to say it's okay because it's not. She's gotta stop with that. She's just gotta.] Just don't think you've got to deal with things like that on your own. Something like that happens again, you can call me whenever.

And you can call a guy named Caesar Zeppeli, too, okay?

[One day she'll find a way to tell him she's got no choice but to lie, but that's difficult by definition. But still. Okay, she can work with this.]

Thank you, Jiminy. Is Caesar your friend?

Boyfriend. You can trust him.

I'll keep an eye out for him then! Though I suppose if I ever ask for Caesar on the network you'll know why

I won't assume anything. You could just be trying to get to know him for all I know.

But you might want to tell him Jojo or Joseph sent you to him. He's not going to know who the hell Jiminy is.

You should tell him some annoying brat insists on calling you Jiminy.

Who says I haven't already told him about you and said exactly that? ★~(◠‿◕☆)

I'll forgive you for calling me annoying if you teach me how to make that face!

[She's so very, very new to emotes.]

I can teach you how to make a lot more than just that face. Hold on.

[A few seconds will pass and then she will receive a file.]

{Wait what is--

Oh my god. Congrats, you just got upgraded from really annoying to coolest guy ever.]

Thank you!!

[It's all she says though, because now she's thoroughly distracted reading. On the bright side, this'll stop her talking about swords for a while.]

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