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[bolder]

Who: Toph Beifong
Broadcast: Everyone
Action: Blue Fish if you want
When: Feb 22, afternoon

[Here's Toph's face, looking very serious. Like, super serious.]

Guys, I have a really important question I want to know the answer to.

[And a pause for dramatic effect.]

Has anyone actually been to jail yet? I mean, there is one, and we have robot police drone things. So what's the hold up? [She sounds almost disappointed. Toph really wants to break someone out, okay?]

Comments

[goodjob]

Yeah, I kinda got that sense.

Earth and metal? So... you could break the bars, I guess. What about force fields, though? This place is pretty high tech, you may've noticed.

[bolder]

I've sorta noticed. [Now she does her trademark waving her hand in front of her eyes.]

Still, worth a shot!

[goodjob]

...What, you blind or something? [She's kidding.]

Why can't you get arrested yourself, then? Kinda skimping on the scientific method, here.

[bolder]

What? No! My eyes only see darkness just fine.

[Ha.] Again, boring, too easy.

[goodjob]

[She snorts.] Hilarious.

Oh, right, I get it. You wanna get in and out on your own.

[bolder]

No, get someone else out without being caught. Really, it's not hard to understand.

[goodjob]

May come as a fucking shock to you, but I don't break people outta jail real often. Haggling with bail bondsmen, I can tell you about, but not this.

I'm kinda guessing it's a hobby of yours though.

[bolder]

Yeah, that's boring.

[Toph shrugs, not really caring either way.] Not really. I wouldn't mind making it one, but the chances are few.

[goodjob]

Yeah, for twelve-year-olds.

Huh. Well, I ever need help with that, I'll come to you.

[bolder]

Nope, still boring for everyone ever.

Sure, I guess. You have a name?