video;

[bolder]

Who: Toph Beifong
Broadcast: Everyone
Action: Blue Fish if you want
When: Feb 22, afternoon

[Here's Toph's face, looking very serious. Like, super serious.]

Guys, I have a really important question I want to know the answer to.

[And a pause for dramatic effect.]

Has anyone actually been to jail yet? I mean, there is one, and we have robot police drone things. So what's the hold up? [She sounds almost disappointed. Toph really wants to break someone out, okay?]

Comments

video.

[goodjob]

You volunteering?

video.

[bolder]

I could, but it's not as fun.

video; ...not that it matters (also assuming they've at least spoken at some point)

[bryces_pup]

Why are you keen on someone being arrested?

[Not here, but she's been in prison before and it's really Not Fun, Toph. Don't wish that on someone.]

video;

[bolder]

I wanna see if it'll be as easy to break them out as I think it'd be.

Video

[save_the_souls]

Do you mean on the station or in general?

Video

[bolder]

The station of course! Come on, Spud, keep up.

[audio]

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... huh. Interesting. ]

Are you trying to stage something for increased ratings? The police are incredibly slow and ineffective here, if you want my experience.

video???

[bolder]

Not really, but if it happens, great.

[She sighs.] Yeah, I figured. Still, there should be at least one person, right?

Video

[alwayscomeback]

Don't get yourself thrown in jail, we still don't have any money.

video -> action

[bolder]

[He can see her sigh heavily before she shuts off the video to go find him.

And she does, wherever that is.]

I have no idea where you're getting this no money thing. I told Allen on day one I'd get us covered.

video;

[sylphystia]

[Not that Toph will notice she's talking to the air, considering he's invisible on camera.]

Not that I know of. Why does it matter?

video;

[bolder]

[She could be talking to a giant pink kangaroo and it'd be the same to her.]

I wanted to try something, but it doesn't look like anyone was dumb enough to get themselves caught.

video;

[survives]

What? Is it important that someone goes to jail?

[Wait.]

Do you want to go to jail?

video;

[bolder]

Yes and no, in that order.

[Ask better questions, geez.]

[video]

[actsmagnificent]

[ ...No. It's impossible. Security barely got a chance to see Uranus and Neptune.

There is no way this person knows what Haruka and her partner have been up to.

But. Just in case! ] ...That's an...unusual question.

[video]

[bolder]

We're in a giant space port with robot police drones. Unusual is pretty standard.

[beardstrokes]

That sounds like a normal jail to me.

[ Yes, Obi-Wan has been to jail. Prison. Maximum security. What a good authority figure. ]

Why, are you in need of an escape route?

[bolder]

No, I want to try to make one! But it's looking like no one's been stuck there for long if at all. It's kinda depressing.

voice

[monolike]

I keep getting kicked out of the parks. Apparently you are not allowed to climb the trees. Or roll down the hills. It's disruptive. [he keeps forgetting and doing it again tho] I think it might take a lot to get sent to actual jail though.

voice

[bolder]

That's baby stuff. If you want to get arrested, you'll have to do more than that.

voice

[kingofbadlifechoices]

[Robb is not entirely answering your question, Toph.]

Lady Toph, we need to speak to one another.

voice

[bolder]

Nope. I've talked with you more than enough for my life time, thanks.

[Her tone's pretty snippy, even for her. She already tried, bro.]

[frigidaire]

I have.

[ he maybe answers it a little too readily. then realizing that maybe it's space jail being mentioned here, he shrugs. ]

Not here, though.

video

[bolder]

Yes, good, super helpful, thanks.

[So monotone, and she looks pretty fed up.]

Video

[tallasaking]

Yes.

[A very long pause.]

... and I would never, ever, recommend it.

Video

[bolder]

You're not talking about on the station, are you?

[shishkebub]

Nope, only cuz I ain't managed to cause a spectacle yet. Thought about it, though. Maybe their beds are nicer'n the ones on the Blameless.