video;

[bolder]

Who: Toph Beifong
Broadcast: Everyone
Action: Blue Fish if you want
When: Feb 22, afternoon

[Here's Toph's face, looking very serious. Like, super serious.]

Guys, I have a really important question I want to know the answer to.

[And a pause for dramatic effect.]

Has anyone actually been to jail yet? I mean, there is one, and we have robot police drone things. So what's the hold up? [She sounds almost disappointed. Toph really wants to break someone out, okay?]

Comments

video.

[goodjob]

You volunteering?

video; ...not that it matters (also assuming they've at least spoken at some point)

[bryces_pup]

Why are you keen on someone being arrested?

[Not here, but she's been in prison before and it's really Not Fun, Toph. Don't wish that on someone.]

video.

[bolder]

I could, but it's not as fun.

video;

[bolder]

I wanna see if it'll be as easy to break them out as I think it'd be.

[goodjob]

Yeah, incarceration ain't exactly my idea of a good time, but short of paying somebody to get locked up, you're kinda outta options.

[bolder]

I just asked if anyone was locked up yet. And of course it's not fun, that's not why I want to know.

[goodjob]

You're a weird kid, you know that? What's the jail obsession, anyway?

Video

[save_the_souls]

Do you mean on the station or in general?

[bolder]

How is one question an obsession? [She gives the feed a sour expression.]

I want to know if it's as easy to break people out as I imagine it'd be. So just breaking myself out is boring when you think about it.

Video

[bolder]

The station of course! Come on, Spud, keep up.

[goodjob]

Because it's about jail.

Why'd you imagine it'd be easy?

[bolder]

That's really stupid reasoning.

Why do you care?

Video

[save_the_souls]

Allen.

[Anyway]

No, I haven't. You should ask Zuko though, he might know.

Video

[bolder]

[Toph pause, then sighs heavily.]

What did he do?

But if he's in jail now, hold the bail money, I wanna try this.

[goodjob]

If kids're into things like jail, dying, getting real sick, getting real beat up, or war'n shit, they usually think about it a lot. Just my experience, though, I only raise five kids.

'Cause I'm nosy.

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[save_the_souls]

I'm not sure, actually. I kept getting calls about him causing trouble when we first got here, but I could've sworn he never left his room.

[But maybe he did it somehow. Firebenders are weird man. Except wait-]

...Try what?

not sorry

[bolder]

Oh my god, lady, I'm pretty sure protection's a thing in most worlds.

[Completely off the subject now oops.]

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[bolder]

Breaking him out of course. Everything's metal here! It'd be fun!

bless u.

[goodjob]

[Fiona cracks up.]

Yeah, tell that to my parents. They're my siblings, smartass.

thank

[bolder]

You should have mentioned that in the first place. What the heck are people supposed to think?

[audio]

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... huh. Interesting. ]

Are you trying to stage something for increased ratings? The police are incredibly slow and ineffective here, if you want my experience.

[goodjob]

Whatever the fuck they want, I stopped giving a shit at fourteen.

You never answered the question. Why d'you think it'd be easy to break outta jail, here?

video???

[bolder]

Not really, but if it happens, great.

[She sighs.] Yeah, I figured. Still, there should be at least one person, right?

[bolder]

Maybe I didn't want to answer you.

[But she does now. She kinda likes this lady.]

I control earth and metal. It'd be like a test.

[goodjob]

Yeah, I kinda got that sense.

Earth and metal? So... you could break the bars, I guess. What about force fields, though? This place is pretty high tech, you may've noticed.